Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd tu leave the toilet asiento up?
Peele: perra WHY WAS tu LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do tu even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I dicho whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I dicho whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) tu are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess tu learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line por Mel Gibson.. He dicho "I hope tu get rapped por a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he dicho a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will tu have kiss with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the puñetazo, ponche line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH tu WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the puñetazo, ponche line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover tu in gasoline and set tu on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny tu should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And tu know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! tu A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I dicho biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: tu WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS tu TOO! tu WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR pan de molde, pan AND mantequilla tu MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID más COCAINE THAN tu WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW tu killed her.. tu have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's tu standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my cama and hanging them from the ceiling fan at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have tu been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of tu just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did tu fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did tu fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! tu WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, tu did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did tu throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and tu even dicho some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. tu ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are tu Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN calle FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: tu WILL RESPECT ME! tu LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd tu leave the toilet asiento up?
Peele: perra WHY WAS tu LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do tu even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I dicho whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I dicho whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) tu are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess tu learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line por Mel Gibson.. He dicho "I hope tu get rapped por a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he dicho a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will tu have kiss with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the puñetazo, ponche line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH tu WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the puñetazo, ponche line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover tu in gasoline and set tu on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny tu should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And tu know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! tu A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I dicho biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: tu WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS tu TOO! tu WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR pan de molde, pan AND mantequilla tu MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID más COCAINE THAN tu WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW tu killed her.. tu have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's tu standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my cama and hanging them from the ceiling fan at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have tu been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of tu just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did tu fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did tu fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! tu WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, tu did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did tu throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and tu even dicho some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. tu ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are tu Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN calle FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: tu WILL RESPECT ME! tu LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
I watched these last week but forgot too review them..
I'm not sure what too say (surprise, surprise).
But I liked these episodes.. The mostrar should be más about that detective now that I like him.
I hear Johan lives in the end.. And as for the sister.. Is she even real? I'm not sure.. The mostrar is so confusing.. I mean what the fuck is going on!?
But hey, I only have 24 más episodes.. I made it this far..
I can do it!
FILLER:
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I'm not sure what too say (surprise, surprise).
But I liked these episodes.. The mostrar should be más about that detective now that I like him.
I hear Johan lives in the end.. And as for the sister.. Is she even real? I'm not sure.. The mostrar is so confusing.. I mean what the fuck is going on!?
But hey, I only have 24 más episodes.. I made it this far..
I can do it!
FILLER:
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#1: Jimmy Pegorino:
Jimmy is the hot headed mob boss, who orders tu to kill Ray.
And unwittingly kills Kate McReary if the player choses REVENGE.
Even though Jimmy is a complete dick.
There's something about that voice actor.
Just like there's 'something' about the voice actors of Michael Townley, Trevor Phillips, Johnny Klibitz, Niko Bellic, Rocco Poloski, Packie McReary, and even Brian.
Anyway.
I ironically didn't realize I liked him until I heard his dramatic scream at Niko, at the wedding, witch lead to Kate's tragic death.
I don't know enough, to say rather not this was bad aim not.
But either way. He's still here on the list..
#2: Max Payne 3: New Jersey Mob:
This one, I REALLY don't understand why I like them.
But none the less.
Their are times when I stand behind cover listening to the extended dialogue between them. and all the threats and taunts they scream at me..
#3: ........
Huh.. Guess there's only two actually..
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Jimmy is the hot headed mob boss, who orders tu to kill Ray.
And unwittingly kills Kate McReary if the player choses REVENGE.
Even though Jimmy is a complete dick.
There's something about that voice actor.
Just like there's 'something' about the voice actors of Michael Townley, Trevor Phillips, Johnny Klibitz, Niko Bellic, Rocco Poloski, Packie McReary, and even Brian.
Anyway.
I ironically didn't realize I liked him until I heard his dramatic scream at Niko, at the wedding, witch lead to Kate's tragic death.
I don't know enough, to say rather not this was bad aim not.
But either way. He's still here on the list..
#2: Max Payne 3: New Jersey Mob:
This one, I REALLY don't understand why I like them.
But none the less.
Their are times when I stand behind cover listening to the extended dialogue between them. and all the threats and taunts they scream at me..
#3: ........
Huh.. Guess there's only two actually..
Please leave comments
