A FEW DAYS LATER:
"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were tu followed?" Michael asked.
"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.
"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.
"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a seguro bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.
"I would of rathered tu bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.
"Hey fuck tu ma-
"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.
"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be la-
"I'm here" Carly Jade said, coming though the front door.
"That a girl... Anyway, onto the plan" Michael said.
"Right... Packie, are either Adam o Connor able to fly a helicopter?" Lester asked.
"Helicopter? Why?" Packie replied.
"Well... The plan is complicated.. tu and Michael will be distracting the guards por pretending to rob the joint" Lester replied.
"Why me!?" Packie cried.
"Your one the best gunmen I know.. And I'll need someone like tu for when the shit goes down.. Witch trust me, it WILL!" Michael replied.
"Anyway.. While this is happening Franklyn and Carly, will use a Cutter to reach the Union Depository bóveda, bóveda de from the underground, so he can steal the oro directly from the vault. Michael will be at the front of the bank... Carly is good shot. So she'll b there to cover him in if anyone is there guarding the place.. Witch they probably will... Anyway.. Trevor will be there will his helicopter to take the oro to a train that Connor and Adam will need to high jack" Lester said.
"They can do that right?" Michael asked.
"Of coarse.. Adam knows how to drive a train., And Connor can cover him" Packie said.
"Great.. Only thing left is a segundo helicopter pilot... tu know anyone Packie?" Lester asked.
"As a matter of fact I DO" Packie said, and took out his phone.
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Dash Lucia is seen in Packie's old bedroom, witch Maureen gave to her as thank tu for all her selfless acts towards her.
She is seen trying to open a beer, as So What por metallica played in the room.
Suddenly she received a text message.
I need tu in Los Santos - Packie.
"Well.. Guess I better go than" Dash dicho to herself, bringing the unopened cerveza with her.
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Dash was outside the Los Santos airport.
A car came up.
"Who are you?" Dash asked, seeing it was Carly instead of Packie.
"Carly Jade, Packie asked me to gave tu a lift since he's a bit busy" Carly replied.
"Well.. Alright" Dash said, getting in the back of the car.
"So.. Uhhh... How do tu know Packie?" Dash asked, a bit shy.
"Well.. It's my dad who knows him actually.. He uses him for most of his heists, and they formed a bit of a friendship along the way" Carly replied.
"Ahh... I guess I shouldn't be surprised" Dash replied.
Another car nearly bangs into them, causing Carly to lista every scream threes, while flipping him off.
"(laughs) your not settle are you?" Dash said, having very little emotion over Carly's freak outs.
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Connor and Adam found the train.
"Mike, we found the train" Adam said, radioing Michael Townley/De Santa.
"Alright.. Make this quick, time is factor here" Michael's voice replied.
"Yes sir" Adam replied.
Adam and Connor stepped out of the Adam's minivan.
"Here tu are" Adam said, handing Connor an Uzi, while Adam himself took out an black pistol, same type that Packie used during the Dollar Pills heist.
"My aim isn't very good.. So I may not be too much help" Adam admitted.
"It's okay.. Hopefully nobody will even shoot at us" Connor insisted.
Ironically as soon as they reached inside train they began getting shoot por men inside it.
"FUCK!" Connor cried, before returning fire, and killing the nearest enamy, giving him three bullet holes though the chest, before he feel dead.
"You got nowhere left to go!" Cried one of the voices.
"Fuck you!" Connor cried, before firing again, killing two más men.
"Huh.. Not bad for a NON violent person" Adam commented, seeing the kills.
"Thanks" Connor said, while reloading.
Eventually they made there way to the engine, there was only one guy left, and Connor had to jump in fuego as the guy was firing an carabina rifle at him.
"Adam! A little help would be nice!" Connor cried, seeing he was out of bullets and didn't have time to reload.
"Okay! Okay!" Adam cried, before shooting at the gunmen, however, despite how close he was, not ONE of Adam's bullets hit him.
The unharmed gunmen turned to Adam and fired the carabina at him, but luckily Adam was near cover.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Connor cried angrily.
"I TOLD tu my aim was bad!" Adam whined.
"Yeah.. But I didn't think THAT bad!" Connor complained.
"Screw off tu Canadian prick!" Adam growled.
Eventually, Connor managed to grab a cuchillo he brought and threw it into the gunmen's back head, killing him.
"Finally.. That guy was getting annoying" Adam said, quoting Max Payne 3.
Adam soon reached the trains engine, as Connor acted as a watchmen.
"Okay Mike.. We got it" Adam radioed Michael.
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"Good news tu guys.. Packie's boys got the train" Michael told Trevor, Dash and Packie.
"Great.. What about that over dramatic girl?" Dash asked.
"You mean Carly?" Michael asked.
"Yeah.. Her" Dash replied.
"Let me check... (radios) hola swwetheart? tu and Frank in position?" Michael radioed.
"Sure are" Carly's voice replied.
"Alright.. That leaves us.. Come on Dash.. It'll be a bit of a drive, but tu can jerk me off if I get bored" Trevor inappropriately joked, as he and Dash started leaving.
"Hey!" Packie cried angrily.
"He's joking Packie" Michael said, holding him back a bit.
"Anyway.. Come on, we need to get ready as well" Michael said, leading himself and Packie to Michael's car.
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OUTSIDE UNION DEPOSITORY:
"Here's your gun" Michael said, handing Packie his AK47 (same one from the stories cover).
Michael took out his scooped carabina rifle, same one he used in the FIB heist, and during the THE envolver, abrigo UP.
"So McReary?.. tu ready to do something entirely STUPID!?" Michael said, with very little emotion.
"You kidding.. Stupid ideas is what got me this far in life!" Packie chuckled.
"Good.. Because there's no one else I'll rather do this along side" Michael commented.
"Are tu hitting on my!?" Packie joked.
"Fuck you" Michael said, playfully.
"Anyway.. Let's go.. Here's your mask" Michael added, giving Packie a ski mask.
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"NONE OF tu FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the Union Depository buliding along side Michael.
"Yeah! This is a robbery! Everyone on the ground!.. Don't be hero!" Cried an masked Michael Townley.
Everyone inside did as the armed robbers said, but unknown to them, this was only the distraction.
"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were tu followed?" Michael asked.
"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.
"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.
"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a seguro bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.
"I would of rathered tu bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.
"Hey fuck tu ma-
"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.
"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be la-
"I'm here" Carly Jade said, coming though the front door.
"That a girl... Anyway, onto the plan" Michael said.
"Right... Packie, are either Adam o Connor able to fly a helicopter?" Lester asked.
"Helicopter? Why?" Packie replied.
"Well... The plan is complicated.. tu and Michael will be distracting the guards por pretending to rob the joint" Lester replied.
"Why me!?" Packie cried.
"Your one the best gunmen I know.. And I'll need someone like tu for when the shit goes down.. Witch trust me, it WILL!" Michael replied.
"Anyway.. While this is happening Franklyn and Carly, will use a Cutter to reach the Union Depository bóveda, bóveda de from the underground, so he can steal the oro directly from the vault. Michael will be at the front of the bank... Carly is good shot. So she'll b there to cover him in if anyone is there guarding the place.. Witch they probably will... Anyway.. Trevor will be there will his helicopter to take the oro to a train that Connor and Adam will need to high jack" Lester said.
"They can do that right?" Michael asked.
"Of coarse.. Adam knows how to drive a train., And Connor can cover him" Packie said.
"Great.. Only thing left is a segundo helicopter pilot... tu know anyone Packie?" Lester asked.
"As a matter of fact I DO" Packie said, and took out his phone.
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Dash Lucia is seen in Packie's old bedroom, witch Maureen gave to her as thank tu for all her selfless acts towards her.
She is seen trying to open a beer, as So What por metallica played in the room.
Suddenly she received a text message.
I need tu in Los Santos - Packie.
"Well.. Guess I better go than" Dash dicho to herself, bringing the unopened cerveza with her.
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Dash was outside the Los Santos airport.
A car came up.
"Who are you?" Dash asked, seeing it was Carly instead of Packie.
"Carly Jade, Packie asked me to gave tu a lift since he's a bit busy" Carly replied.
"Well.. Alright" Dash said, getting in the back of the car.
"So.. Uhhh... How do tu know Packie?" Dash asked, a bit shy.
"Well.. It's my dad who knows him actually.. He uses him for most of his heists, and they formed a bit of a friendship along the way" Carly replied.
"Ahh... I guess I shouldn't be surprised" Dash replied.
Another car nearly bangs into them, causing Carly to lista every scream threes, while flipping him off.
"(laughs) your not settle are you?" Dash said, having very little emotion over Carly's freak outs.
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Connor and Adam found the train.
"Mike, we found the train" Adam said, radioing Michael Townley/De Santa.
"Alright.. Make this quick, time is factor here" Michael's voice replied.
"Yes sir" Adam replied.
Adam and Connor stepped out of the Adam's minivan.
"Here tu are" Adam said, handing Connor an Uzi, while Adam himself took out an black pistol, same type that Packie used during the Dollar Pills heist.
"My aim isn't very good.. So I may not be too much help" Adam admitted.
"It's okay.. Hopefully nobody will even shoot at us" Connor insisted.
Ironically as soon as they reached inside train they began getting shoot por men inside it.
"FUCK!" Connor cried, before returning fire, and killing the nearest enamy, giving him three bullet holes though the chest, before he feel dead.
"You got nowhere left to go!" Cried one of the voices.
"Fuck you!" Connor cried, before firing again, killing two más men.
"Huh.. Not bad for a NON violent person" Adam commented, seeing the kills.
"Thanks" Connor said, while reloading.
Eventually they made there way to the engine, there was only one guy left, and Connor had to jump in fuego as the guy was firing an carabina rifle at him.
"Adam! A little help would be nice!" Connor cried, seeing he was out of bullets and didn't have time to reload.
"Okay! Okay!" Adam cried, before shooting at the gunmen, however, despite how close he was, not ONE of Adam's bullets hit him.
The unharmed gunmen turned to Adam and fired the carabina at him, but luckily Adam was near cover.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Connor cried angrily.
"I TOLD tu my aim was bad!" Adam whined.
"Yeah.. But I didn't think THAT bad!" Connor complained.
"Screw off tu Canadian prick!" Adam growled.
Eventually, Connor managed to grab a cuchillo he brought and threw it into the gunmen's back head, killing him.
"Finally.. That guy was getting annoying" Adam said, quoting Max Payne 3.
Adam soon reached the trains engine, as Connor acted as a watchmen.
"Okay Mike.. We got it" Adam radioed Michael.
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"Good news tu guys.. Packie's boys got the train" Michael told Trevor, Dash and Packie.
"Great.. What about that over dramatic girl?" Dash asked.
"You mean Carly?" Michael asked.
"Yeah.. Her" Dash replied.
"Let me check... (radios) hola swwetheart? tu and Frank in position?" Michael radioed.
"Sure are" Carly's voice replied.
"Alright.. That leaves us.. Come on Dash.. It'll be a bit of a drive, but tu can jerk me off if I get bored" Trevor inappropriately joked, as he and Dash started leaving.
"Hey!" Packie cried angrily.
"He's joking Packie" Michael said, holding him back a bit.
"Anyway.. Come on, we need to get ready as well" Michael said, leading himself and Packie to Michael's car.
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OUTSIDE UNION DEPOSITORY:
"Here's your gun" Michael said, handing Packie his AK47 (same one from the stories cover).
Michael took out his scooped carabina rifle, same one he used in the FIB heist, and during the THE envolver, abrigo UP.
"So McReary?.. tu ready to do something entirely STUPID!?" Michael said, with very little emotion.
"You kidding.. Stupid ideas is what got me this far in life!" Packie chuckled.
"Good.. Because there's no one else I'll rather do this along side" Michael commented.
"Are tu hitting on my!?" Packie joked.
"Fuck you" Michael said, playfully.
"Anyway.. Let's go.. Here's your mask" Michael added, giving Packie a ski mask.
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"NONE OF tu FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the Union Depository buliding along side Michael.
"Yeah! This is a robbery! Everyone on the ground!.. Don't be hero!" Cried an masked Michael Townley.
Everyone inside did as the armed robbers said, but unknown to them, this was only the distraction.
As much as I amor grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know dicho this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
