#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did tu say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) tu had one fucking job and tu couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. tu didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats por Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but tu know if tu give comida to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would tu hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! tu and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!
#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my favorito! nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are tu rooting for so far? Have tu fallen into Amita's honey pot, o have tu been dazzled por Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, más than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..
#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell tu it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... tu don't text for help.. tu CALL for help.... Get up, tu gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... tu see boy.. Nobody's coming.
#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But tu have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are tu still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?
#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope tu don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If tu are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do tu need so many zippered pockets? What do tu keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose tu do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow tu down.
#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, o the lunatic who has murdered his way to the parte superior, arriba of my mountain?
#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.
#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.
#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. o enjoy some nice dinner.
#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, tu didn't even blink boy
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did tu say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) tu had one fucking job and tu couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. tu didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats por Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but tu know if tu give comida to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would tu hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! tu and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!
#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my favorito! nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are tu rooting for so far? Have tu fallen into Amita's honey pot, o have tu been dazzled por Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, más than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..
#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell tu it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... tu don't text for help.. tu CALL for help.... Get up, tu gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... tu see boy.. Nobody's coming.
#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But tu have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are tu still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?
#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope tu don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If tu are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do tu need so many zippered pockets? What do tu keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose tu do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow tu down.
#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, o the lunatic who has murdered his way to the parte superior, arriba of my mountain?
#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.
#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.
#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. o enjoy some nice dinner.
#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, tu didn't even blink boy
I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this mostrar the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..
Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..
Today.. I review episode one..
I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.
But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..
We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.
That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
continue reading...
Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..
Today.. I review episode one..
I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.
But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..
We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.
Chedder Priest
That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
The título dicho it?
So if tu haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the preguntas tu been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I dicho before, how excited I was too see...
continue reading...
So if tu haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the preguntas tu been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I dicho before, how excited I was too see...
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's más popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have más o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit más hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's más popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have más o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit más hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell tu what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. más for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin amor the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arco iris Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arco iris Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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