Canada24's club.. Article: Connor's rants.. Part 2

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posted by Canada24

tiburón STEREOTYPES:
As much we amor Jaws.
It's sadly one of the things to blame for Sharks being endlessly murdered for their fins..
We all know the story.
They kill around 3 humans a mes (not even on purpose, they mistake us for seals and stuff).
But we kill up to 100 of them a month, just for the fins.
It's disguesting.. And worse still. Dolphins, the niciest pescado ever, don't get it much better..

GAY STEREOTYPES:
Okay.. I admit, most of them are pretty fuckin hilarious..
But still., Some of my best friends are gay. So.. Yeah. What más is their to say,.

JUSTIN BIEBER:
I am a very proud Canadian.
But people like him, is making it extremely hard to remain so..

ALL THE "THAT GUY" PEOPLE:
Jimmy Tatro has the perfect video for it.
His lista includes
* False promise guy
* Glass throwing drunk guy
* Negative guy
* Loud phone guy
And he Jimbo can describe the negatives of these WAY better then can. He also one for "problems with traffic and cyclists". And anouther one for "Idiots at the gym" with includes texting while working out, steroid junkies, overly dressed girls, arrogance, and selfies at the gym..

nickelback HATERS:
I just don't get it. They act like nickelback is horrible. But their friggin awesome..

That's all for now.
Please comment, and stay tuned for más parts..

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Windwakerguy430 I agree with this. Especially Those Guys

parte superior, arriba 20 frases from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill tu both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell tu all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill tu both, slice tu open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...

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Who's a better villain: Johan Liebert o The Joker

posted by Canada24

THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when tu REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than tu realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad o as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...

My Little Pornstar Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter envolver, abrigo Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter...

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I'll do BEST OF ALUCARD: The story he's in isn't canon, so it's all over the place

posted by Canada24

#1:

"Your too late to save her!" The unnamed demon cried arrogantly.

'Neat" Alucard said, unphased.

"But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!" The demon cried.

"Ohh? See that WOULD be intimidating, if tu were.. Well, intimidating" Alucard chuckled.

"Grr, are tu mocking me!?" The demon cried angrily.

"Oh no, no, no no no no... Pffft, yeah." Alucard laughed, and with that he shoots the demon though the head. The demon's head explodes aparn impact. And is dead.

"But how.. How did tu kill a demon with a gun!?"

"It's no NORMAL bullets.. It's silver cruzar, cruz melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon or...

Best of Master Sword from SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: hola princess Twilight. Good having tu here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the pregunta is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a pregunta being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. tu answered 'none' of my questions. tu kinda sound...

Der Fuehrer's Face HD

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Here, improve the mind! Heil Hitler!

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20 CINEMA SNOB frases

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist tu have to believe every quote Hawking ever dicho ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was dicho that...

parte superior, arriba 4 most ruined characters in Spongebob Squarepants

posted by Canada24

#1: SPONGEBOB HIMSELF:
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little más sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN tu SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.

New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".....

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

posted by Canada24

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this mostrar the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

My film review series Episode 1: SINISTER 2

posted by Canada24

It's hard to get a good sequel these days.

And this one is way better than the sequels to to Jaws and Insidious.

The first one is simple enough. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box with a camera in it. The camera displays snuff films of family's being murdered in fashions that are labeled "jokingly" in the names.
The "joke names" come across as twisted and sadistic (and not in a good way).
Anyway, long story short.
Turns out a evil demon, named Bughuul is behind it all. and Bughuul decides to mess with Hawk's character for a while, por scaring the audience with various jump...

rosado, rosa Floyd - Waiting for the warms lyrics.. (awesome song, despite the dark MEANING of it).

posted by Canada24

Ooh, tu cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how tu try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in...

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FIve reasons why maybe someday I WOULD try that Angry birds movie.

posted by Canada24

#1: SMOSH DISERVES A segundo CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his segundo chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.

#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..

#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..

#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..

#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..

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parte superior, arriba ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

posted by Canada24

#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But tu like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once tu start, tu never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK o BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I amor ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song por them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

Preformances that should of won an award.. But in fact went completely underrated

posted by Canada24

#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..

#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..

#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..

#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..

#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..

parte superior, arriba ten Three Days Grace songs

posted by Canada24

Three Days Grace is a small band that formed near my inicial town.. So tu can understand why I like them..

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#1: ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME:
This song is amazing, it is the first I have heard of this bend and I amor it, awesome lyrics, music. it is really one of the best I know..

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#2: I AM MACHINE:
A good head banger is enough to excuse the fact it's NOT the original singer anymore..

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#3: RIOT:
I amor it. I...

parte superior, arriba 5 Greatest metallica songs.. (from parte superior, arriba of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: WHOM THE campana TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the campana tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the campana tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before tu die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

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Iron Maiden -The Number of the Beast ⊱(Lyrics)⊰

posted by Dreamtime

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

I left alone, my mind was blank.

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

What did I see?
....

Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.

Just what I saw in my old dreams

Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

'Cause in my dreams it's always there

The evil face that...

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The lyrics for.. POETS OF THE FALL - THE HAPPY SONG.. (it's very repeative, but in a good way).

posted by Canada24

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told tu I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told tu I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told tu I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD tu I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD tu I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD tu I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD tu I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

Full verison of my poni, poni, pony Mov story... Been a while sense I showed it.... warning: MATURE LANGUAGE

posted by Canada24

My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using poni, pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just amor everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching poni, pony Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the poni, pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov arco iris ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...

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Best of spoof Shane: (his humor comes from his unnaturally short temper).

posted by Canada24

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: por the way. If tu die o fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living siguiente to granero with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If tu wanna live!? tu wanna SURVIVE!? tu gotta FIGHT FOR...