Okay..
So I recently saw this dark comedy movie.
BAD SANTA.
It seemed like it would be interesting.
And. In the end.
It WAS interesting..
Billy Thornton plays Willy. An foul mouthed, alcoholic, theif, who every año he dresses up as the famish father Christmas, and his midget pal Marcus dresses up as an elf. And when the store closes, they secretly stay behind, snd rob the place blind.
Willy, ironic of his fake job, hates kids and everything about them, and openly insults them as they sit on "santa's" lap.
Though. There was one kid who ends up being different.
An overweight, mentally retarded kid.
At first Willy is cruel to him. As, after taking the kid home. He puts on a ski mask after realizing the kid has no parents, and robs the house and steals the car, both done as the kid watches, and still believes he's Santa.
Despite this. Willy soon becomes the kids house guest.
And slowly becomes fond of the kid.
And at one point, after seeing that some bullies gave the kid an black eye, Willy barbarically beats the bullies in a public park.
Not sure what else to say about this movie, without spoiling the ending.
So..
That's the end of the review..
So I recently saw this dark comedy movie.
BAD SANTA.
It seemed like it would be interesting.
And. In the end.
It WAS interesting..
Billy Thornton plays Willy. An foul mouthed, alcoholic, theif, who every año he dresses up as the famish father Christmas, and his midget pal Marcus dresses up as an elf. And when the store closes, they secretly stay behind, snd rob the place blind.
Willy, ironic of his fake job, hates kids and everything about them, and openly insults them as they sit on "santa's" lap.
Though. There was one kid who ends up being different.
An overweight, mentally retarded kid.
At first Willy is cruel to him. As, after taking the kid home. He puts on a ski mask after realizing the kid has no parents, and robs the house and steals the car, both done as the kid watches, and still believes he's Santa.
Despite this. Willy soon becomes the kids house guest.
And slowly becomes fond of the kid.
And at one point, after seeing that some bullies gave the kid an black eye, Willy barbarically beats the bullies in a public park.
Not sure what else to say about this movie, without spoiling the ending.
So..
That's the end of the review..
There's people in the world of fanfiction who DO kinda look up to me.
They say I'm one of the strongest writers they know..
But I actually believe I am a BAD model..
The most you're get from idolizing someone like me is how to swear, respond to everything sarcastically, be afraid of finding love, hid your amor of My little poni, pony to ANYONE offline and instead talk obsessively about Family guy, disappear in crowds during party's, listen to Korn all day, try angering the trolls on MLP page for your own amusement, know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how), and bottle up inside most human emotions..
They say I'm one of the strongest writers they know..
But I actually believe I am a BAD model..
The most you're get from idolizing someone like me is how to swear, respond to everything sarcastically, be afraid of finding love, hid your amor of My little poni, pony to ANYONE offline and instead talk obsessively about Family guy, disappear in crowds during party's, listen to Korn all day, try angering the trolls on MLP page for your own amusement, know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how), and bottle up inside most human emotions..
Elliot Salem
After getting "The 40th Day" fixed, I am currently replaying it.
It's even better than I remember.
I amor the character Salem.
He's my man XD.
It use to be Rios, but now it's Salem.
He just looks so much cooler, and his smaller size makes me mover easier than with Rios, especially in 40th day, where's he's a bit fat.
But anyway.
I decided to look up Elliot Salem Fanfictions, expecting creepy amor stories between him and Rios, as fan fiction is always the same to me.
But they actually have GOOD stories out there.
I read a few.
And actually really enjoyed them.
Guess fan fiction still has HOPE..
