Ok So This Is How This Works. You Take The Month You Were Born In And The Day Plus The Color Shirt Your Wearing And Take Whatever It Says After It And Put It Together To Make A Sentence.

~Months~
Jan-I Ran With A
Feb-I Licked A
Mar-I Rode A
Apr-I Washed A
May-I Drove A
June-I Punched A
July-I Humped A
Aug-I Hugged A
Sep-I Jumped On A
Oct-I Kissed A
Nov-I Cheated On A
Dec-I Wished For A
~Days~
1-Toaster
2-Killer
3-Hobo
4-PopTart
5-Sponge
6-Alien
7-Pig
8-Dog
9-Chicken
10-Sunglasses
11-Your Mom
12-Toaster Strudel
13-Peinguin
14-cookie
15-Muffin
16-Emu
17-Shoe
18-Chapstick
19-Dog Treat
20-Kittie
21-Skateboard
22-Bear
23-Towel
24-Tomato
25-Easter Basket
26-Flowers
27-Ceral
28-Boots
29-Dora The Explorer
30-Cd
31-Ski Mask
~Colors~
Red-Because I Like Cupcakes
Blue-Because Im A Gangster
Green-Because Im Gay
Pink-Because Im So Awsoeme I Dont Need A Reason
White-Because I Like The Way It Makes Me look
Black-Because Thats How I Roll
Other-Because Im Cooler Than You

For Example Mine Would Be
I Licked A Killer Because Thats How I Roll
Good Luck