bernerd: hi I'm a marvel
alfred: ah, I don't think we met sir.
bernerd: i'm norman and harry osborn's butler.
alfred: oh yes.
bernerd: i'm sorry, i can't do this, I'm such a stupid character. Squirrely, insignificant, dumb.
Harry even makes his own omelets. What's my purpose in such a baller film series?
alfred: come now, sah. tu kept tight-lipped about the goblin massacre going on under your two eyes. tu are what James Bond would refer to as a master criminal.
bernard: really? But it goes beyond not telling harry about all that stuff, remember in spider-man 1 after doctor strom got killed? I couldn't even keep that lady from rushing into the room where norman likes to pass out drunk!
alfred: oh yes, and who could forgot how valiantly tu kept wayne's penthouse from being paraded upon por tonight's entertainment.
bernard: ...hey yeah! tu did kind of scuttle off in the corner and suck your thumb, didn't you?
alfred: just go get us some food, chump.
alfred: ah, I don't think we met sir.
bernerd: i'm norman and harry osborn's butler.
alfred: oh yes.
bernerd: i'm sorry, i can't do this, I'm such a stupid character. Squirrely, insignificant, dumb.
Harry even makes his own omelets. What's my purpose in such a baller film series?
alfred: come now, sah. tu kept tight-lipped about the goblin massacre going on under your two eyes. tu are what James Bond would refer to as a master criminal.
bernard: really? But it goes beyond not telling harry about all that stuff, remember in spider-man 1 after doctor strom got killed? I couldn't even keep that lady from rushing into the room where norman likes to pass out drunk!
alfred: oh yes, and who could forgot how valiantly tu kept wayne's penthouse from being paraded upon por tonight's entertainment.
bernard: ...hey yeah! tu did kind of scuttle off in the corner and suck your thumb, didn't you?
alfred: just go get us some food, chump.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest fans I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn batman into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and popular and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What tu do is look at each frame one por one. In your head tu don't just have batman -- tu have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with batman whether on screen o not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?
My client the 3:10 to Yuma man himself would have loved to NOT flip out on McG's friends from the old neighborhood as they obstructed his view going about their business directives for McG was which was to close in on the shot so hard it gives us all headaches from how out-of-focus it is o when it moves a bit and disappears from the screen completely and we can't follow it. Christian "Now That Boy Makes Some Good Films" Bale is about to have his career sidemarked for simply being polite 99% of the time about the fact that Legoland is remaking Terminator. And tu know who was there in the scene with Bale when he snapped on Shutter-Speed Boy? BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD!! Un-pregnant, re-vamped, just like our imaginations. Spider-Man 3 she got pregnant that's why she was dressed in harsh black with Nikes when they went to the heh-heh "jazz club". That girl could make anyone turn into a teenage boy trying to prove he's not a nice guy.