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posted by trueshadowwolf

butthead: HUH HUH HUH hola BEAVIS tu KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: tu know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: hola look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are tu like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis tu wuss... your getting your ass...

ALPHA AND OMEGA: JEEPER CREEPERS (PART 5)

posted by trueshadowwolf

11:30pm
MARCEL
SHAKEY
PADDY
MOOCH
R.I.P.
now all there is left is 4 wolves.
1. humphrey
2. kate
3. garth
4. lilly

the only ones that are surviving. now starting part 5.
so they are trying to get to jasper in time o the creature will kill them all. but they are pretty close to jasper. they're only 30 miles away from it. "lilly tu need to stay awake." garth said. "im just worn out...dont worry about it." lilly said. "that thing is gonna come sooner o later." humphrey said. "i know but if one of us falls asleep we might slow each other down. " garth said. "hey guys look!" kate said. they were almost there....

Open Your Eyes- Cover Lyrics

posted by LucarioZoura1

Lately,
The trolls are creeping.
Maybe,
They do need some help.
Just their problem,
Its not my problem.

Don't you,
go troll-ing me.
Eat through,
Eat through my heart,
Are tu mad bro?
Can I kill tu now?

If I could screw you,
It is so near,
You start using everything I fear.
Are tu mad bro,
Will tu die now?
As bad as it seems,
no one seams to care,
I have no life,
the consequence is real.
I am going to Screeewww youuuu.

[Chorus:]
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
But it's just everything we do.
Till tu start to yell,
"get the fu-uck out.
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
I will troll toll troll troll you,
Till we come to realize,...

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I wanna go - parody lyrics

posted by LucarioZoura1

hola there what are tu guys doing?
now why do i feel like yiff-ing
lets do this
Now I think i just think that i fell down
and i think it was all be cause i looked into those eyes , so lets go!

Such beautiful eyes
I'll pin tu down
I'm just your guy

I I I Wanna pi i nnn , tu and say ay ay
Lets savor this always
I I I Will fight, save aw ay ay ay
tu from all of the boys!

I wanna huu u gg you, tu aa a and
amor tu al-ways!

I just too o o k, down a caribou
went and snapped its neck

how could tu choose another boy
after all of the thing i have done for tu tu couldn't leave me
I amor you

that dude over there sure is crappy
and he is just out for your looks
I amor everything

Such beautiful eyes
I'll pin tu down
I'm just your guy

I (I I) wanna fi-i-ight
for you
cause your worth dying for

tu
don't need
to look
tu are the only one!

link

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The lost Haunted Alpha And Omega Tape

posted by Alex_6SIC6

A/n: This is fake, just to clear that up. And also, this includes violence, gore and satanic themes. So if your religious and get scared easily, don't read.

Oh God... Why? Why did I watch that tape? I knew something was wrong with it...

My names Brian Varney. I'm 16 years old and I'm currently in a mental hospital. I just watch a video made por Lucifer... So, if tu find this tape, don't tu fucking watch it... Don't tu even look at the tape... If tu manage to get your hands on it, BURN IT!

It was a regular Saturday. My parents were out and I had to stay inicial myself. That didn't bother me but...

A Kate Mystery: The Dark Descent (Part 3)

posted by The0fficialKate

I headed toward the torture rooms. It was not a comfortable place not one bit. I would have payed anything to have gotten out..
I saw blood stains on the floor, "Don't worry Kate all the criminals are already dead nothing can hurt tu heheh.." I was shivering my head was pounding. But I had to get out I moved on.
I headed into one room and there was a large brass toro with fuego wood under it. I studied the bull, "Aha! I know this torture device!" I smiled. I'll admit I was pretty proud of myself for knowing it. The brazen toro is what it is called practically a "human cooker." I grabbed a tinderbox and lit the fuego wood. It got a little smokey around the room. I left the room and looked at the map.
"Pretty close to the exit!" I smiled and wagged my tail. "I can't wait til the pack hears about this!" I heard a deep growl coming from one of the rooms, I shouldn't have been so stupid to ignore it..

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Alex's big adventure

posted by LONEWOLF_94

It was two weeks after mating season in Jasper Park. Kate and Humphrey had their amor ritual and Kate got preganant. Kate and Humphrey were walking along when Kate's water broke. Humphrey rushed Kate to the alpha guarida, den where Eve helped Kate with getting the single pup out. "He's beautiful." Kate said. "yea he is pretty cute haha." Humphrey laughed. "what do tu want to name him?" Kate asked. "Do tu like Alex?" Humphrey asked. "thats perfect" Kate said. Lilly and Gerth also had a pup named Austin.

(one año later)

Alex and Austin were hanging out together when Spike and slash two alpha's came...

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Life with Kate and Katie part 13: Planning a trip to Jasper *WARNING, SEXUAL CONTENT*

posted by katealphawolf

A couple weeks had passed since the fight in the parking lot, and since then I had completed my last final and now all of us had retired to my inicial in Montana for the long winter break. Now with the stress load lifted from my shoulders, there was a much más lighthearted feeling going around the house. I was always in a good mood and since I didn't need to be in cama at any particular time, romancing Kate and Katie each night became standard issue. During the days we would lounge around the house watching TV o movies, o just cuddling on the sofá together. Our kids roamed the property and...

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Silent Hill: Restless Nightmares

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

This plot is similar to Silent colina 2. Its been 2 years since Humphrey died of disease, leaving Kate in a vortex of depression and dispair. However, One día Kate received a letter from him. It told her to come to their special place in Silent Hill.

Kate took a deep breath as she stepped out of her car and faced the fog-shrouded path before her.

I cant believe im actually doing this.... Humphrey CANT be alive because he is DEAD! And what did he mean por "Our Special Place?" We did so many things here. This is gonna be tough.

All these thoughts were racing through Kate's mind as she began walking...

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Life with Crystal chapter 9: the haunted ruins/appearance of an inspiration!

posted by metalwolf116

The trip back to my aunties house was thoroughly relaxing after the long walk it took to walk from one end of the sun drenched playa to the other historically thriving finish. the car was nice and warm in contrast to the chilly wind that emanated from the sea to our skin receptors and the seats comfortable against our rears (crystal needed this becuse her arse was still sore from the night before).

As we reached the old house it was a welcomed sight to see that no troublesome gatos had shit in aunty joys garden (as we feard they might have) and a chance to sit down on aunty joys flowered,frilled,...

Life in Jasper: Chapter 2- The pack meeting

posted by snazzywolve53

Authors note: it may be a little sexual, but deal with it! I had no other ideas, and it fitts in perfectly!

Ugh...... I feel terrible. I was finally waking up. I was tied to a árbol hanging, stripped of everything! My knife, my shirt, my pants, my shoes, my socks, and my boxers! All my items were missing. Then I noticed, that I was surrounded por the whole pack! The alphas, betas, and omegas were all here surrounding and starring at my nude body. Damm- I amm soo embarrised. All the Girls were starring at my man hood! Damm! Even Kate, the girl I always had a crush on saw me in plain sight, while...

Meteor ducha, ducha de in Jasper

posted by sebator

It was an ordinary día in Jasper Park Canada when a meteor ducha, ducha de began!

1 hora BEFORE the meteor shower
Hey guys tu want to go log sledding?
Yeah in for it Humphrey
Ok Let’s find a suitable log to sled down the hill
15 minutos later
GIVE us some wind salty
OH yeah
Wait slow it down a bit
How am I supposed to do that?
Well simply just come sit down again.
Oh ok *bam as they crash into a rock*
See why tu should have sat down says Humphrey when he gets lobo piled. * muffled voice *
Get off me NOW PLEASE!
Oh sorry was just a misceláneo lobo pile.
5 minutos before the meteor shower
*Humphrey looks up at the sky*...

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Kate & Humphrey Adventures. Fall of 2011 Part 3.

posted by willemert

Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Fall of 2011 Part 3. “The bears are coming!”

Kate was sprinting off into the woods, while Humphrey was

following right behind her. They passed por the first

defensive position and stopped to face the menace. 12

Wolves were standing strong against the beast. They backed

it away, but then it charged the group. 8 lobos got away

and it was now chasing Kate, Humphrey, Hutch, and Garth.

They took a turn up the mountain to the segundo defensive

position. 14 lobos were waiting and formed a line when

the black blob approached. The beast slowed down and stood

its ground....

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Metal song: I want tu

posted by metalwolf116

(this song is dedicated to lady foxes. this song is written por metalwolf and metalwolf only and any violation of the song will result in the loss of 3 limbs o so)

I WANT YOU:

VERSE 1:
In your deep deep eyes.
I see my corazón in you, no lies Just be still and I will be with tu in heaven tonight.

VERSE 2:
I can't stop thinking about tu right now.
A amor some just will not allow.
As I take tu in my arms.
I will protect, and befall tu no harm

CHORUS:
its the urge that i get
oh babe don't tu fret tonight

i want tu for me
just a while and you'll see
that tu are all i need
oh the care that i feel tonight...

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Alpha Squad: Confrence and First fecha

posted by Red_Pyramid206

After explaining the situation to Kate and Humphrey, I go another call from the General. He told me that I was to appear along with my K-9X squad to a conference panel with news people and audience. "Great, we won't let tu down sir." I said. "I know tu won't, soldier." The General replied as he hung up. I then explained to them the conference. They were both excited. We were to pick up Lilly first thing in the morning and go to the conference.

Later that night. I learn that they can drink human drinks. So I went and got them some cerveza and we all sat down and watched TV. Humphrey sat in...

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Hutch's Puphood chapter 1

posted by HumphreyWolf11

Cast Key
Sasha: (Female)Hutch’s Mom(Long fur,Dark fur)
Michael: (Male)Hutch’s Dad(Long fur,Grey fur)
Hutch: (Male)As himself(As himself)
Jade: (Female)Sasha’s Childhood Friend*Also pack leader*(Medium fur,Pale red fur)
Yarn: (Male)The pack leader(Medium fur, A Artic wolf)
Amber(Female)A Hunter(Golden fur,Medium fur_
Tod(Male)A Hunter(Red fur, long fur)
Winston(Male):As himself (Teenage years)
Eve(Female):As her evil self :O(Teenage years)
Lisha(Female)A Healer in the pack(Long fur,Artic wolf)
*Still expanding*
DICTIONARY OF WOLFISH
Lypsies(Everlasting tears*Disease!*)
Skat(Wolf poo)

“Sasha tu should...

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Alpha and Omega themed car number 1: Ford FG halcón

posted by HumphreyAlpha

The Ford FG halcón is used primarily in the Australian racing series V8 Supercars. Stock, the engine produces between 620 and 650 brake horsepower. The fully upgraded version produces 801 brake horsepower.
The suspension and brakes have been upgraded to cope with the extra almost two hundred horsepower.

Sponsorships:
iTunes
Blu-ray
Canada
NOS
Lionsgate Studios
Crest animación Studios
Sunoco fuel
Fanpop
Stoptech Brakes
Castrol oil
Forza Motorsport 3
Turn 10
Xbox 360
Dymag wheels
Michelin tires

The number of this car is 97, and the driver is Justin Long, the voice of Humphrey. The license plate reads "ALFAOMGA"

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Bella's Revenge: Chapter 6: Marching to War (The last Chapter)

posted by Wolfman32

Humphrey's POV.

I looked down at Lilly crying. Garth was trying to comfort her. They had just learned that Fang had left the territory. Garth looked up at me.

"We have to go after him." He told me. I shook my head.

"We can't risk it. We must stay together." I told him. He stood up.

"My Son is out there. He could be killed. I must go and find him." He growled. I just shook my head.

"I need everyone here today." I said. He just growled.

"And why is that?" He asked.

"It's time to attack the enemy. We're going after them today. That is why. Now tu can either go and find your son. o tu can stay...

Life With Humphrey Chapter 5: Getting in trouble at School

posted by UriahA

The siguiente morning, I didn’t find Humphrey siguiente to me. I first thought he was in the bathroom, but the lights were out.
“Humphrey!” I called.
I went to the garage. Sure enough, he was. Bella and Humphrey were talking and rubbing noses.
“Hey, Humphrey! hola Bella girl!”
“Hey, man! I was just talking to Bella. She is a very awesome dog!”
I approached the two of them, “She sure is!”
I kissed all over her face like I always do. I amor her very much.
“I’ll just leave tu two to chat.”
I left and Bella and Humphrey continued to talk.
“Uriah has been very good to me. I love...

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Life With Scar: Part 22: Headlong Into the Abyss

posted by HumphreyAlpha

(June 25, 2011)

When I woke, it was morning. The sun was out and there was nothing left of the storm clouds except a faint haze to the east.
Scar was still slumbering peacefully, her ears twitching. Her soft breathing was so peaceful that I wanted nothing más than to go back to sleep and cuddle up against that soft fur, but I had to stay up. I hadn't put anything in the car and I needed to get it all packed for the trip.
I dressed quickly and left the room silently.
On my way through the house to the cocina to get some coffee started, I heard an unusual noise that at first, I couldn't identify....