and we all know a parte superior, arriba 11 best lista won't be anything without a parte superior, arriba 11 worst list. and let's face it: 2014 was a great año movies, but it still had its fair amount of dogshits too. yea, these are my parte superior, arriba 11 worst cine of 2014. just to let ya know: these are the cine i didn't like this year, which means it's MY opinion. anybody who liked o had fun with the cine on this list, that's great. at least you're having at the movies. i'm just saying, this is a lista with the movie i didn't have fun with. so let's get started.
#11
starting off the lista is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity franchise, and that's Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. this movie started the string of shitty horror cine this year. when Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 came out, they both freaked me out. yea, some people thought they were boring as shit, but they were creepy to me. and then, the franchise started its way downhill with Paranormal Activity 3, then 4 and now we got this. at this point, it's 3 cine too many. they had such a ego here, they were like "This isn't Paranormal Activity 5, this is a spin-off cause we're that relevant" and i was like "No, you're not". this movie tried to have the balls to tie in with the first movie at the end, but it just fails. it doesn't make sense, the timing's off. i might be giving it one last chance with Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, but i'm already sick and tired of this franchise.
#10
siguiente in #10, we got Adam Sandler back in the unnecessary comedy that is Blended. what was the point of this movie? and what was the point of bringing Sandler back into the big screen? to be honest, Adam Sandler was kinda functional, but this movie... oh my god, what a bore! it wasn't funny, it was awkward, the tired slapstick was overused, Sandler's chemistry with Drew Barrymore didn't work and it was a awkward romantic dramedy, with awkward drama. this movie tried to be sold on Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler, but we're wise to that act now, so this movie: hell no!
#9
siguiente off in the list, we have Annabelle. this is a prequel to The Conjuring that came out after that movie's success, cause they were like "Hey, let's make a prequel to The Conjuring and everybody's gonna go watch it". the fact is that they didn't even gave a shit when they were making this movie. it doesn't have to be scary, it doesn't have to entertaining, it can be boring as shit. cause this movie was boring as shit! i give Annabelle apoyar for that one scene in the basement, that scene was genuinely creepy. why didn't they kept the movie going like that? they could've done it like that even with half of the movie and i would've been entertained. but no, this movie just dragged on and on, which leads me to say: this movie should've never happened!
#8
coming in at #8, we got a shitty animated movie. yea: Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return. i'm not gonna lie, i was actually looking adelante, hacia adelante to this movie, mainly because it was a sequel to the original Oz classic i grew up with. man, was i disappointed! this movie felt NOTHING like the original. it wasn't funny, it was boring, it was forced, the animación was lazy, the characters are nothing like the Oz characters i know. this is when tu don't give a shit when making a sequel to classic. i wasted my time and money on this thing, and i really wish i didn't.
#7
in #7, we got the continuation of the string of shitty horror cine this year. that's right, Devil's Due is one of them. talk about a generic-ass horror movie! we've seen most of they can give us in the horror genre at this point in life. but Devil's Due doesn't even try to be scary. they're just like "Let's just do everything the audience's seen before and let's just called a horror movie, and we'll package it and re-sell it as something new". no, just no! we're not as stupid as they think. Devil's Due is filled to the brim with shitty plot holes and loop holes that'll make your head spin. they definitely made my head spin and i was like "No, that makes 0 sense!" when you're making a horror movie with anti-christ/satanic nonsense, at least try to make it make sense a little. but like i said, they didn't even try in this movie, so why the fuck am i still bitching about it?
#6
guilty pleasure cine can be fun to laugh at, but that doesn't mean they're good. yea, I, Frankenstein is one of those movies. what the hell was this movie? it was just Aaron Eckhart pretending to be Frankenstein, but no. sorry, Aaron. you're a great actor, but i didn't buy tu as Frankenstein. i didn't hate this movie to death, it did have okay action scenes and it did make laugh at times, but again, here's the thing: guilty pleasure cine are NOT considered good movies! and neither is I, Frankenstein.
#5
coming in at #5 is proof that board game-based cine are shit, and that's Ouija. what the hell was this movie trying to be? was it trying to be scary? cause i never felt scared one bit in this shit movie! i never knew Ouija was based off a board game when i first watched it. but it still deserves to be on this list, cause this movie... oh my god, it was pure shit to the siguiente level! the actuación sucks, the premise sucks, the characters suck, the writing's shit. Ouija was kinda like Devil's Due, cause the plot holes are literally everywhere. like por the time tu walk outta the movie and tu start constructing the movie, you're like "That doesn't make sense... wait, if that was... no, just NO!" it always sucks when a movie starts deconstructing itself, but what's scary is that this thing was actually made, and i feel sorry for the people who had to sit through it.
#4
okay, here we are at the parte superior, arriba 4 shittiest cine of the año (for my opinion). and the siguiente piece of shit in #4 is based off of toys. yea, it's Transformers: Age of Extinction. okay, i'm gonna be completely honest with tu guys right here and right now: i actually went into this movie, thinking it would be good. i was like "Alright, we got a whole new set and a whole new cast, and new Autobots additions. this should be good and maybe Michael bahía can make a pretty good leap here". but no, instead he just keeps on making his bullshit Michael Bay-isms and i was like "Nope, you're still the asshole who killed transformers before". if the movie ended at one point, i would've been like "The movie's shit, but i can give it a pass". but it just kept going and going for another 50 minutos where you're just watered with nothing but Michael bahía dogshit. hell no! again, if tu liked the movie, it's totally fine. i didn't, i hated it and i won't be sitting through it again.
#3
coming in at #3, i got one question: when the hell are the cisne Princess ever gonna die?! i want this franchise to die after witnessing the worst animated piece of shit of the año known as The cisne Princess: A Royal Family Tale. oh my god, guys! ya know, when tu have a 2D animated franchise, making it CGI 4 cine in is NEVER a good idea! the CGI's terrible, the characters are shit, the actors didn't give a damn, the escritura sucks, it has the worst baddie of the franchise and a plot that's convoluted as all hell, nothing makes sense in this movie and a lotta scenes go nowhere. the only apoyar i can give this movie is: 1) there's actually a funny scene earlier in the movie and 2) the song in the end credits was nice and catchy. and that's it. don't ever watch it, please! don't torture yourself like i did.
#2
siguiente in #2, i know some of tu were thinking this movie was gonna my #1 shittiest movie of the year. even if it's not #1, The Legend of Hercules is still fucking awful! this movie... holy shit! the sets were terrible, the costumes were something i can make 100x times better, the actuación was worse than that. and the bad guy, oh my god the bad guy! i still laugh my culo off whenever i think about this idiot. "And his overacting about EVERYTHING!" give me a break! i'm pretty sure the people who made this movie had no idea that baddies in a movie can be threatening without being cartoon-y. and i can tell this bad guy was the worst part of a Saturday morning cartoon. even the fight scenes sucked ass! they had nothing but misceláneo abuse of slow-mo, which made them más boring. tu can watch this movie if tu wanna have a good laugh at it, but it doesn't change the fact that it was complete shit! if i had to pick between this piece of shit and the Hercules movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, i'd definitely go watch that movie, and avoid this shit once and for all.
#1
and here it is, this is the shittiest movie of the year, hands down! Nicolas Cage, what the hell happened to you, man? i mean, i like the guy. i know, he can do good cine and i know he can act. but now, his career met a whole low with Left Behind. OH. MY. GOD! i have no idea where the hell to start with this thing, holy shit! everything about this movie is wrong! the acting, the writing, the directing, the production values, everything in this movie was wrong! but here's the biggest question: how the fuck did this thing made it in theaters? how did that happen?! this isn't even good enough to make it as a made-for-TV movie! what, they had Nick Cage and a bunch of celebridades guilt tripped in this movie so they can't help but release it in theaters?! so, that's where all the money went, yea i see it now. i was sitting there in this empty theater - it was only me and my friend - and i couldn't believe what the fuck i just sat through. i turned to look at my friend and then we felt like we wanted to puñetazo, ponche each other in the face for wasting our time and money on this disgraceful atrocity! i'm telling ya guys, we were the only 2 in that theater, it was only us! Nicolas Cage looked like he was struggling to stay awake throughout the whole damn movie and i don't blame him. and i'm done talking about this movie. Left Behind gets the crown for biggest piece of shit of 2014! i still remember the horrors of sitting through this thing to this day.
and that's it for my parte superior, arriba 11 worst list. again, some of tu won't agree with me, which is totally fine. everybody has their opinion on something. and i'd like to thank all of tu for a kick-ass 2014. this was a great año for movies, even if it had its dogshits like i just listed. now, let's see what 2015's gonna give us. i hope it's good.
#11
starting off the lista is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity franchise, and that's Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. this movie started the string of shitty horror cine this year. when Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 came out, they both freaked me out. yea, some people thought they were boring as shit, but they were creepy to me. and then, the franchise started its way downhill with Paranormal Activity 3, then 4 and now we got this. at this point, it's 3 cine too many. they had such a ego here, they were like "This isn't Paranormal Activity 5, this is a spin-off cause we're that relevant" and i was like "No, you're not". this movie tried to have the balls to tie in with the first movie at the end, but it just fails. it doesn't make sense, the timing's off. i might be giving it one last chance with Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, but i'm already sick and tired of this franchise.
#10
siguiente in #10, we got Adam Sandler back in the unnecessary comedy that is Blended. what was the point of this movie? and what was the point of bringing Sandler back into the big screen? to be honest, Adam Sandler was kinda functional, but this movie... oh my god, what a bore! it wasn't funny, it was awkward, the tired slapstick was overused, Sandler's chemistry with Drew Barrymore didn't work and it was a awkward romantic dramedy, with awkward drama. this movie tried to be sold on Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler, but we're wise to that act now, so this movie: hell no!
#9
siguiente off in the list, we have Annabelle. this is a prequel to The Conjuring that came out after that movie's success, cause they were like "Hey, let's make a prequel to The Conjuring and everybody's gonna go watch it". the fact is that they didn't even gave a shit when they were making this movie. it doesn't have to be scary, it doesn't have to entertaining, it can be boring as shit. cause this movie was boring as shit! i give Annabelle apoyar for that one scene in the basement, that scene was genuinely creepy. why didn't they kept the movie going like that? they could've done it like that even with half of the movie and i would've been entertained. but no, this movie just dragged on and on, which leads me to say: this movie should've never happened!
#8
coming in at #8, we got a shitty animated movie. yea: Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return. i'm not gonna lie, i was actually looking adelante, hacia adelante to this movie, mainly because it was a sequel to the original Oz classic i grew up with. man, was i disappointed! this movie felt NOTHING like the original. it wasn't funny, it was boring, it was forced, the animación was lazy, the characters are nothing like the Oz characters i know. this is when tu don't give a shit when making a sequel to classic. i wasted my time and money on this thing, and i really wish i didn't.
#7
in #7, we got the continuation of the string of shitty horror cine this year. that's right, Devil's Due is one of them. talk about a generic-ass horror movie! we've seen most of they can give us in the horror genre at this point in life. but Devil's Due doesn't even try to be scary. they're just like "Let's just do everything the audience's seen before and let's just called a horror movie, and we'll package it and re-sell it as something new". no, just no! we're not as stupid as they think. Devil's Due is filled to the brim with shitty plot holes and loop holes that'll make your head spin. they definitely made my head spin and i was like "No, that makes 0 sense!" when you're making a horror movie with anti-christ/satanic nonsense, at least try to make it make sense a little. but like i said, they didn't even try in this movie, so why the fuck am i still bitching about it?
#6
guilty pleasure cine can be fun to laugh at, but that doesn't mean they're good. yea, I, Frankenstein is one of those movies. what the hell was this movie? it was just Aaron Eckhart pretending to be Frankenstein, but no. sorry, Aaron. you're a great actor, but i didn't buy tu as Frankenstein. i didn't hate this movie to death, it did have okay action scenes and it did make laugh at times, but again, here's the thing: guilty pleasure cine are NOT considered good movies! and neither is I, Frankenstein.
#5
coming in at #5 is proof that board game-based cine are shit, and that's Ouija. what the hell was this movie trying to be? was it trying to be scary? cause i never felt scared one bit in this shit movie! i never knew Ouija was based off a board game when i first watched it. but it still deserves to be on this list, cause this movie... oh my god, it was pure shit to the siguiente level! the actuación sucks, the premise sucks, the characters suck, the writing's shit. Ouija was kinda like Devil's Due, cause the plot holes are literally everywhere. like por the time tu walk outta the movie and tu start constructing the movie, you're like "That doesn't make sense... wait, if that was... no, just NO!" it always sucks when a movie starts deconstructing itself, but what's scary is that this thing was actually made, and i feel sorry for the people who had to sit through it.
#4
okay, here we are at the parte superior, arriba 4 shittiest cine of the año (for my opinion). and the siguiente piece of shit in #4 is based off of toys. yea, it's Transformers: Age of Extinction. okay, i'm gonna be completely honest with tu guys right here and right now: i actually went into this movie, thinking it would be good. i was like "Alright, we got a whole new set and a whole new cast, and new Autobots additions. this should be good and maybe Michael bahía can make a pretty good leap here". but no, instead he just keeps on making his bullshit Michael Bay-isms and i was like "Nope, you're still the asshole who killed transformers before". if the movie ended at one point, i would've been like "The movie's shit, but i can give it a pass". but it just kept going and going for another 50 minutos where you're just watered with nothing but Michael bahía dogshit. hell no! again, if tu liked the movie, it's totally fine. i didn't, i hated it and i won't be sitting through it again.
#3
coming in at #3, i got one question: when the hell are the cisne Princess ever gonna die?! i want this franchise to die after witnessing the worst animated piece of shit of the año known as The cisne Princess: A Royal Family Tale. oh my god, guys! ya know, when tu have a 2D animated franchise, making it CGI 4 cine in is NEVER a good idea! the CGI's terrible, the characters are shit, the actors didn't give a damn, the escritura sucks, it has the worst baddie of the franchise and a plot that's convoluted as all hell, nothing makes sense in this movie and a lotta scenes go nowhere. the only apoyar i can give this movie is: 1) there's actually a funny scene earlier in the movie and 2) the song in the end credits was nice and catchy. and that's it. don't ever watch it, please! don't torture yourself like i did.
#2
siguiente in #2, i know some of tu were thinking this movie was gonna my #1 shittiest movie of the year. even if it's not #1, The Legend of Hercules is still fucking awful! this movie... holy shit! the sets were terrible, the costumes were something i can make 100x times better, the actuación was worse than that. and the bad guy, oh my god the bad guy! i still laugh my culo off whenever i think about this idiot. "And his overacting about EVERYTHING!" give me a break! i'm pretty sure the people who made this movie had no idea that baddies in a movie can be threatening without being cartoon-y. and i can tell this bad guy was the worst part of a Saturday morning cartoon. even the fight scenes sucked ass! they had nothing but misceláneo abuse of slow-mo, which made them más boring. tu can watch this movie if tu wanna have a good laugh at it, but it doesn't change the fact that it was complete shit! if i had to pick between this piece of shit and the Hercules movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, i'd definitely go watch that movie, and avoid this shit once and for all.
#1
and here it is, this is the shittiest movie of the year, hands down! Nicolas Cage, what the hell happened to you, man? i mean, i like the guy. i know, he can do good cine and i know he can act. but now, his career met a whole low with Left Behind. OH. MY. GOD! i have no idea where the hell to start with this thing, holy shit! everything about this movie is wrong! the acting, the writing, the directing, the production values, everything in this movie was wrong! but here's the biggest question: how the fuck did this thing made it in theaters? how did that happen?! this isn't even good enough to make it as a made-for-TV movie! what, they had Nick Cage and a bunch of celebridades guilt tripped in this movie so they can't help but release it in theaters?! so, that's where all the money went, yea i see it now. i was sitting there in this empty theater - it was only me and my friend - and i couldn't believe what the fuck i just sat through. i turned to look at my friend and then we felt like we wanted to puñetazo, ponche each other in the face for wasting our time and money on this disgraceful atrocity! i'm telling ya guys, we were the only 2 in that theater, it was only us! Nicolas Cage looked like he was struggling to stay awake throughout the whole damn movie and i don't blame him. and i'm done talking about this movie. Left Behind gets the crown for biggest piece of shit of 2014! i still remember the horrors of sitting through this thing to this day.
and that's it for my parte superior, arriba 11 worst list. again, some of tu won't agree with me, which is totally fine. everybody has their opinion on something. and i'd like to thank all of tu for a kick-ass 2014. this was a great año for movies, even if it had its dogshits like i just listed. now, let's see what 2015's gonna give us. i hope it's good.
all i had remember was mission breifing and jumping out of that plane. MEAN while in cuba the ice cream camioneta, van swung around the streets and into the school parkinglot the secret service limo pulled in aswell and a special agent stepped out and the man in the surgeons mask slowly trotted away the cuban guard gave him a funny look the man walked and continued onward and the camioneta, van exploded into a fiery burst. meanwhile at special agent kate sanchez`s house...mableburst what kind of word is that kate i dont know tu know your buy`ing cena right? yeah i do kate. (KNOCK) (KNOCK) (KNOCK) oh how convinent ok so what do i owe you? nothing *gunshot* get HER *GUNSHOT* to be continued...
"hey mom come here." I said.
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her más because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. tu know when tu pass por a house and tu can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" dicho my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her más because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. tu know when tu pass por a house and tu can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" dicho my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
"if tu think your better than me...
tu probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if tu mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i amor someone ill mostrar it,
when tu interfere with me and who i amor tu will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i amor ull know it,
Ill mostrar it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
tu probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if tu mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i amor someone ill mostrar it,
when tu interfere with me and who i amor tu will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i amor ull know it,
Ill mostrar it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
ok i know everyone here has had an ear infection o an ear ache o swimmers ear i have all 3 of these and i recently had got my ear checked and i have all 3 and it hurts the shit out of me and i have a feeling i might have this for quite awhile until my doctor gave me an antibiotic and i cant remember my ear is throbbing so i have got to pu it in my ear if tu have any other suggestions please tell me because im gonna die! and like i dicho please please pleae tell me im at my nanas and shes driving me f*** ing me crazy so pleae tell like this and like i aid pleae tell me o something
"NO" was the last thing i herd when i died but lets start at the begining my name is frost pwa thats what my mother named me when i was born her name was cala my father was farcron after i was able to stand I went advenchering out of the cave i was roling in in the césped, hierba when i saw an littiel naranja colored lobo playing with a wight one simler to me i crouched down and watched them play "wat are tu doing" "dwaa" once my corazón slowed down "
I looked at the lobo he was gray " my name is humphrey what is urs" I just stared " tu have a name rite?" " frost pwa" i stumbled 'do tu want to play with me" "um ok" not when we were ten feet from my guarida, den "HUMPHREY" " thats my mom I got to go bye" bye " "maby we can play tomorrow"
"ok" i answord as he was over the colina a feew minits later I was in my warm guarida, den curreld up in a ball and fast a sleep
I looked at the lobo he was gray " my name is humphrey what is urs" I just stared " tu have a name rite?" " frost pwa" i stumbled 'do tu want to play with me" "um ok" not when we were ten feet from my guarida, den "HUMPHREY" " thats my mom I got to go bye" bye " "maby we can play tomorrow"
"ok" i answord as he was over the colina a feew minits later I was in my warm guarida, den curreld up in a ball and fast a sleep
Ayra's POV
" Dear, lord Reed put that stick down your actuación like an omega!
I yelled. Hi, I'm Ayra an Alpha my brother is Reed and my
sister well is an omega I name is Anneka and well I'm in
charge and it's an Alpha's life! OMG it's Mason he's been been
crush sense We were pup one problem he's always got girls
around him and I couldn't take it anymore. " Hey, Mason tu
want to go walk por the river with me?" I dicho shyly.
" Heck yeah!" he dicho and ran away from the girls.
Mason's POV
Heck yeah I get to walk with the girl of my dreams! She is so hot
I thought as I saw her flip her hair out of her face. " So Ayra
how's Reed the trouble maker" I dicho trying to make her smile.
" Good" she dicho with a big smile. Yes, she smiled but then I
I sat down " Let's sit down" I said.
" Mason I have to tell tu something" she dicho .
" What is It?" I asked.
" Dear, lord Reed put that stick down your actuación like an omega!
I yelled. Hi, I'm Ayra an Alpha my brother is Reed and my
sister well is an omega I name is Anneka and well I'm in
charge and it's an Alpha's life! OMG it's Mason he's been been
crush sense We were pup one problem he's always got girls
around him and I couldn't take it anymore. " Hey, Mason tu
want to go walk por the river with me?" I dicho shyly.
" Heck yeah!" he dicho and ran away from the girls.
Mason's POV
Heck yeah I get to walk with the girl of my dreams! She is so hot
I thought as I saw her flip her hair out of her face. " So Ayra
how's Reed the trouble maker" I dicho trying to make her smile.
" Good" she dicho with a big smile. Yes, she smiled but then I
I sat down " Let's sit down" I said.
" Mason I have to tell tu something" she dicho .
" What is It?" I asked.
