well, another año and another "Swan Princess" movie's coming out... and we get a trailer... where the hell to start? well, i'll start por saying: why, Crest? couldn't tu just, oh i don't know, stop the franchise at the third movie? that would've been 10x times better. but no, they just had to butcher the franchise with a god awful fourth movie, and now they're making another one....
so yeah, like tu can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again por Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice o whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped por giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think cisne Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and tu can tell i'm not looking adelante, hacia adelante to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already publicado the trailer in here, and tu guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the animación actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, hola at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the animación might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and tu can clearly see that the background moves but the caballos DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when tu can't even get your characters to mover properly? it was just awkward. the modelos still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her o drown her o whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the animación might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
so yeah, like tu can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again por Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice o whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped por giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think cisne Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and tu can tell i'm not looking adelante, hacia adelante to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already publicado the trailer in here, and tu guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the animación actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, hola at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the animación might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and tu can clearly see that the background moves but the caballos DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when tu can't even get your characters to mover properly? it was just awkward. the modelos still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her o drown her o whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the animación might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
It was a warm cozy evening, Kate and Humphrey were already in bed. Every thing was well, for a little while. They had their door locked and all of sudden the door was shaking. Kate stirred and then woke up. She saw the door, and freaked out. She woke Humphrey to take a look. He went to the door, shaking with a butcher cuchillo he always kept in his drawer, Kate heard someone calling her name, and began to cry. Humphrey approached his door, his corazón pounding, wanting to cry, but before he could open it the door opened por itself.
Well I was going through a movie theater and a found a book that had realease days of movies. While going through it I found alpha and omega 2. It dicho realease fecha April/1/2013.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary dicho and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their inicial from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good pregunta and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary dicho and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their inicial from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good pregunta and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
The plot is also crap. It's a cheap ripoff remake of The Lion King but with bears and wolves. LAZY. A&O 8 also manages to rip off other cine like Open Season and even some of the past A&O cine (particularly the original and A Howl-iday Adventure).
And don't get me started on Princess Canue. At least the other bears look like fucking bears. I don't know what the hell is up with Canue and that ugly-ass hairstyle. Not much to complain about character-wise but she's pretty hard to look at.
I don't recommend it. It's not Dino Digs BAD. It's not even The Great lobo Games BAD, but it's still bad. I give it a solid D. Way to go, Tom Kane... NOT.
