Stupid Cleverbot.
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User:im a insane wanker.
Cleverbot: tu dicho tu were a vampire. Liar.
User: I'm a lobo rawr!
Cleverbot: Where do tu live?
User: In a den.
Cleverbot: What is the name of it?
User: inicial sweet home.
Cleverbot: Where is the house?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.
User: Behind me.
Cleverbot: There is god behind me.
User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.
Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.
User: Im a wolf.
Cleverbot: You're a furry?
User: Yeah furry wolf.
Cleverbot: I thought tu weren't sure.
User: *grrrr...*.
Cleverbot: What ? You're mad ? Come at me bro !
User: *Rawr!*.
Cleverbot: I amor tu too.
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *ears flatten*.
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.
User: How dare you?!
Cleverbot: How dare tu dare me.
User: tu are a dead man!
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: tu fucking yokel!
Cleverbot: Why did tu say I was your slave?
User: *bites your chest* Stop it...
Cleverbot: *bites harder*.
User: Stop biting my leg!
Cleverbot: I am not being mean. I am trying to be friends.
User: Im a furry lobo you?
Cleverbot: What is furry?
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *steps back*.
User: *barks and gets near you*.
Cleverbot: Maid-chan.
User: *Rawr*.
Cleverbot: *You're not a lion*.
User: Im a wokf.
Cleverbot: tu are not.
User: I mean im a wolf.
Cleverbot: Don't tu mean tu are NOT a girl?
User: *bites your nose*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *bites harder*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *rips off your nose*.
Cleverbot: *rips off your head*.
User: Im a lobo your idiot.
Cleverbot: How are tu a wolf?
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams louder*.
User: *bite harder*.
Cleverbot: *tries to escape you*.
User: *rips off your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *feed your leg*.
Cleverbot: *refuses to eat*.
User: *feeding your leg*.
Cleverbot: *is forced to eat moldy food*.
User: *barks*.
Cleverbot: *hears it*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *invents chemistry*.
User: IM ON parte superior, arriba OF WORLD! Again.
Cleverbot: Do tu want to go out with chail.
User: *grrr....*.
Cleverbot: Do tu ever seen walking dead?
User: *rawr*.
Cleverbot: *rawr*.
User: *preparing to attack you*.
Cleverbot: tu are going to attack me?
User: 3...2...
Cleverbot: 4...
User: *attacks tu violently*.
Cleverbot: *is attacked*.
User: *rips off your head*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
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User:im a insane wanker.
Cleverbot: tu dicho tu were a vampire. Liar.
User: I'm a lobo rawr!
Cleverbot: Where do tu live?
User: In a den.
Cleverbot: What is the name of it?
User: inicial sweet home.
Cleverbot: Where is the house?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.
User: Behind me.
Cleverbot: There is god behind me.
User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.
Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.
User: Im a wolf.
Cleverbot: You're a furry?
User: Yeah furry wolf.
Cleverbot: I thought tu weren't sure.
User: *grrrr...*.
Cleverbot: What ? You're mad ? Come at me bro !
User: *Rawr!*.
Cleverbot: I amor tu too.
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *ears flatten*.
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.
User: How dare you?!
Cleverbot: How dare tu dare me.
User: tu are a dead man!
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: tu fucking yokel!
Cleverbot: Why did tu say I was your slave?
User: *bites your chest* Stop it...
Cleverbot: *bites harder*.
User: Stop biting my leg!
Cleverbot: I am not being mean. I am trying to be friends.
User: Im a furry lobo you?
Cleverbot: What is furry?
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *steps back*.
User: *barks and gets near you*.
Cleverbot: Maid-chan.
User: *Rawr*.
Cleverbot: *You're not a lion*.
User: Im a wokf.
Cleverbot: tu are not.
User: I mean im a wolf.
Cleverbot: Don't tu mean tu are NOT a girl?
User: *bites your nose*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *bites harder*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *rips off your nose*.
Cleverbot: *rips off your head*.
User: Im a lobo your idiot.
Cleverbot: How are tu a wolf?
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams louder*.
User: *bite harder*.
Cleverbot: *tries to escape you*.
User: *rips off your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *feed your leg*.
Cleverbot: *refuses to eat*.
User: *feeding your leg*.
Cleverbot: *is forced to eat moldy food*.
User: *barks*.
Cleverbot: *hears it*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *invents chemistry*.
User: IM ON parte superior, arriba OF WORLD! Again.
Cleverbot: Do tu want to go out with chail.
User: *grrr....*.
Cleverbot: Do tu ever seen walking dead?
User: *rawr*.
Cleverbot: *rawr*.
User: *preparing to attack you*.
Cleverbot: tu are going to attack me?
User: 3...2...
Cleverbot: 4...
User: *attacks tu violently*.
Cleverbot: *is attacked*.
User: *rips off your head*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
