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Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your descripción is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a árbol with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber tu jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the árbol was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty tu ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey tu sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey tu fat culo tu better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.

Pee Pee

Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha perra see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.

The portal potty ride.

Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of tu is going for a ride, if tu do this, tu get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like tu to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here tu go, Heres your money, *gags* dude tu Need a shower!" Humphrey dicho and gaged. "Lilly meet tu at the guarida, den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the siguiente day.

Super glue

"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it dicho "Sooper glue". "Okay hola cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.

End of episode
Humphrey yawned as he awoke slightly. He turned and got into a cuddle position with Kate. He opened his eyes and licked Kate. He heard a knock on the main entranced rock. He went down and opened the entrance.
“Hey Humphrey,” Shakey greeted, “Wanna start on the invention?”
Humphrey looked at the log, “Sure, we gotta go out and look for supplies.”
“I’m hungry,” Mooch dicho out of nowhere.
“Why didn’t tu eat before tu left your den?” Salty asked.
“I don’t know, I just wasn’t feeling hungry.”
They set out again Humphrey found a large chunk of wood. That’s what...
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Humphrey woke up. Kate was sleeping opposite him. He put his arms around her.
Her eyes opened. "Humphrey."
"Kate." Humphrey responded, snuggling in her fur.
Their honeymoon would be over tommorow. Not that it had been much of a honeymoon. The plan had been to go up a mountain somwhere and guarida, den up for a few days, occasionaly going logboarding. But things had come up. Humphrey had been dissapointed when Kate told him they'd be spending their honeymoon at home. But she'd told him she would make it up to him. Even so, this was their last día together before she would have to go back to work as one...
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IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm día in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big día for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did tu wash your pelaje, piel with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...
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-bagpipes play`ing- well lay me down... awren cul cul brin wedeful, many men have pistolas awren cul cul brin, wedeful lay me down with honors, wedeful aw ren cul cul brin lay--- me down aw ren cul cul brin lay me down wede--ful *gun fire* hutch awoke he wasnt himself he had a different body the body of a husky very dark grey with white on his head going down his back he was chained to a dogsled two other huskie`s siguiente to him one white another solid black with a tad bit of white on his stomache accept it was hutch`s body everyone was asleep hutch tried countless times to break free of the chain,...
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Salty and Sweets

From demand from tu guys, I have decided to make a series one of my anterior one-chapter How Salty and Sweets came to be

"Sweets wake up honey" Salty lightly tapped Sweets on the head. Sweets was opening her eyes, they had one hell of wedding yesterday. "Salty...... Oh good morning." Salty nuzzled with Sweets and laid siguiente to her. Their to faces meet when Sweets turned. "Oh Salty." Sweets blushed a little bit, then got up. The sun blinded her and made her strain her eyes a bit. She yawned, then Salty smiled and looked at her, "You know Sweets your beautiful when tu yawned."...
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I decided to give all the original characters that I came up with their own section, just to explore the origins of their names. There are a couple of “categories” that these names fall under; ones named after friends of mine, ones that were just randomly thought of and don’t really mean anything, and then a few based off characters in cine and TV.

Only a couple of characters got their names from friends of mine. This consists of Owen, Kyle, Adam, Jack, Lucas, Jason, and Lydia. Most of the characters, however, were names that I just randomly thought of to give them a name and have no...
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Chapter 23: The Final Battle of Jasper Park

The massive group of lobos had partially descended into the valley with Humphrey and the others standing up front, watching Viggo who was still standing in the middle of the valley. Humphrey had explained his plan to everyone, although there were some objections, mainly from Steven which was no surprise.

“This plan is insane!” he said. “You know that, right? If I’m saying it’s insane, it’s actually insane.”

“You know what? It is insane,” Jax added. “And for once, it wasn’t our insane plan.”

“If tu go out there alone, Viggo...
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