After a long día of school, Kate decided she needed a nap when she got home. Lilly was at her friend's house and was not supposed to be back for another hora o two. Her parents were still at work so she had the whole house to herself. She would call Humphrey but he and his brother Hutch are in Miami for the weekend. She walked into her big house and turned on the lights as she went upstairs to her room. She undress to her underwear and bra and climbed into bed. Just as she shut her eyes, she heard a loud thud from downstairs. Kate put her pants and camisa, camiseta on and went downstairs to fins the lights turned off. "Huh? Didn't I just turn these on?" Kate said, scratching her chin. She shrugged and turned them all back on. She went back upstairs to her room. She then heard another thud downstairs and saw even más lights turned off. "HELLO!?" Kate called nervously. "Mom? Dad? Lilly?" Kate went into her parent's bedroom and grabbed Winston's 44. botella doble, magnum (oh shit....) and went to the parte superior, arriba of the stairs. "Ok, whoever is down there has to the count of 3 to mostrar themselves!!!!!!!!" Kate screamed. The lights then all went out, leaving Kate in pitch darkness. She then heard a growl from the bottom of the stairs. She screamed then fired six shots down the stairs. There was a loud thud and a scream. The lights came back on and Kate looked at what she shot at. She burst into tears. It was her little sister, Lilly, and her friend, Sweets. It was all just a fun joke, and she shot her baby sister to death. "WHY DID tu DO THAT!?" Sweets screamed. "I...I thought someone broke into the house...I-" Kate stuttered, still crying. Blood was now all over the hallway.
Winston and Eve walked in the door and saw the body of Lilly. Eve screamed then fainted. Winston broke down, crying over his daughter's body. Winston then looked at a shook-up Kate, who was still trying to process what she had done to Lilly. "Kate...What have tu done!? tu KNOW NOT TO TOUCH MY MAGNUM! NEVER!" Winston shouted as he sobbed, hugging Lilly. Kate was then charged for murder and taken to Jail. Just as the family left to go to the funeral. All the lights in the house...shut off. And a pair of yellow eyes glared out the window along with a crooked smile.
The End!
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on día when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”
Jane blushed and dicho that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- tu have a very dirty mind. Two -- tu haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
Jane blushed and dicho that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- tu have a very dirty mind. Two -- tu haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
