Hidan's Immortal Kitten
Hidan found a kitten,
whose pelaje, piel was white and smooth.
Its eyes as black as night,
with a shine to never lose.
It followed him one day,
into the akatsuki base.
Until Hidan stopped and looked,
and met the kitten face to face.
Its beautiful black eyes,
gazed into his own in wonder.
As for Hidan though,
he only thought plunder.
The kitten only mowed,
and stood up to Hidan's thigh.
As Hidan looked at the kitten,
he knew it had to die.
So he kicked the kitten hard,
and sent it away with all his might.
Then he walked to his dark lit room,
for it was almost night.
As he lay upon his bed,
he heard a little meow.
He bolted from the covers,
and thought 'what was it now?'
Slowly the door crept open,
and in strolled the kitten.
Hidan glared at the little thing,
and looked for his bat and only mitten.
He grabbed the kitten roughly,
and tossed it in the air.
The last thing to be seen,
was a blur of snowy hair.
Hidan smirked to himself,
and settled back down for bed.
As he lifted the covers though,
the sight he got was dread.
There under his covers,
lay the kitten with black eyes.
Staring up at him so cutely,
in a way he so despised.
He pulled out his bladed scythe,
and made short work of the little thing.
Then he flushed the body down the drain,
with a soft and steady ting.
He walked within the hallway,
back to his awaiting room.
Before he got there though,
he heard a quickly zoom.
He came to a sudden stop,
and turned his head around.
He looked into the pair of eyes,
attached to the creature on the ground.
It walked up to him slowly,
and sat before his feet.
Hidan stiffened very slightly,
when all around he heard a beat.
It came from the doorways,
it came from the vents.
It echoed through the far off halls,
and continued when it went.
The stomping never stopped,
as Hidan's eyes went wide.
His head darted around,
turning from side to side.
Then he looked at the little kitten,
and found that there were two.
Then three, then five, then seven, then eight,
till they were piled to the roof.
He turned around to run,
but as he swirled he hit a wall.
It was so soft and fuzzy,
made of little things so small.
He backed away from it slowly,
but he hit another block.
He then began to panic,
as he gazed upon the furry flock.
They meowed and purred with much delight,
as Hidan fled into another room.
For as Jashin-sama had predicted,
this was the time of his imminent doom.
Hidan found a kitten,
whose pelaje, piel was white and smooth.
Its eyes as black as night,
with a shine to never lose.
It followed him one day,
into the akatsuki base.
Until Hidan stopped and looked,
and met the kitten face to face.
Its beautiful black eyes,
gazed into his own in wonder.
As for Hidan though,
he only thought plunder.
The kitten only mowed,
and stood up to Hidan's thigh.
As Hidan looked at the kitten,
he knew it had to die.
So he kicked the kitten hard,
and sent it away with all his might.
Then he walked to his dark lit room,
for it was almost night.
As he lay upon his bed,
he heard a little meow.
He bolted from the covers,
and thought 'what was it now?'
Slowly the door crept open,
and in strolled the kitten.
Hidan glared at the little thing,
and looked for his bat and only mitten.
He grabbed the kitten roughly,
and tossed it in the air.
The last thing to be seen,
was a blur of snowy hair.
Hidan smirked to himself,
and settled back down for bed.
As he lifted the covers though,
the sight he got was dread.
There under his covers,
lay the kitten with black eyes.
Staring up at him so cutely,
in a way he so despised.
He pulled out his bladed scythe,
and made short work of the little thing.
Then he flushed the body down the drain,
with a soft and steady ting.
He walked within the hallway,
back to his awaiting room.
Before he got there though,
he heard a quickly zoom.
He came to a sudden stop,
and turned his head around.
He looked into the pair of eyes,
attached to the creature on the ground.
It walked up to him slowly,
and sat before his feet.
Hidan stiffened very slightly,
when all around he heard a beat.
It came from the doorways,
it came from the vents.
It echoed through the far off halls,
and continued when it went.
The stomping never stopped,
as Hidan's eyes went wide.
His head darted around,
turning from side to side.
Then he looked at the little kitten,
and found that there were two.
Then three, then five, then seven, then eight,
till they were piled to the roof.
He turned around to run,
but as he swirled he hit a wall.
It was so soft and fuzzy,
made of little things so small.
He backed away from it slowly,
but he hit another block.
He then began to panic,
as he gazed upon the furry flock.
They meowed and purred with much delight,
as Hidan fled into another room.
For as Jashin-sama had predicted,
this was the time of his imminent doom.
