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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined sides with the Russians. tu play has The Boss’ apprentice and father to Solid Snake, Naked Snake, later to be known as Big Boss, as tu travel through the jungles of Russia, with the help of a mysterious woman named Eve, and see to it that Snake takes care of the high ranked soldiers of The Boss and to stop her from igniting a nuclear war. Also something about the Philosopher's Legacy which is a cluster fuck of it’s own right there. Unlike other Metal Gear Solid games, since tu are in the jungles with no way of having any means of survival aside from your basic skills, tu get a few new features. First off, the camo feature. Snake is equipped with a ton of camo that allows him to blend into his environment, and hide in plain sight from enemies. Dark green works best on grass, and browns and greys work best on dirt. Another feature in this game is healing. tu can use items to heal yourself, which is pretty good, but Metal Gear Solid 3 also allows tu to perform surgery on yourself. Depending on the situation, Snake will need to do some basic surgery to keep from dying. He’s gotta treat broken bones, open wounds, burns, sicknesses, and even pull leeches off of his body. And the last feature, the most interesting, is hunger. Snake loves to eat. But all he can eat is what is available to him, that being the wildlife of the jungle. All tu gotta do is kill what tu can find, eat it, and keep your hunger up. Failure to do so will cause his stomach to growl and alert enemies to your location, as well as eventually depleting health. I amor the new mechanics that allow tu to really put your survival skills to the test, and it makes it feel like tu are truly fighting in a foreign land against all odds to stay alive. It also gives tu all that good Kojima humor and secret stuff to find in each playthrough. tu can shoot a beehive to scare off soldiers, put on an alligator mask and talk to your comrades, kill The End, the best boss fight in the game, before tu fight him and even change the settings of your console por two weeks and let him die of old age, and my personal favorite, if tu shoot a specific character in the balls, tu can see his ghost covering his crotch. It’s these little details that I amor in Metal Gear games that make it so charming and makes tu want to experiment with them más and find all kinds of secrets. And the boss fights in this game are some of my favoritos in the franchise. Aside from The End being a quiet hunt for a professional hunter and sniper por a hundred different means, there’s The Sorrow, which is less of a fight and más of tu trekking through the lake of the dead, The Fury which is an insane fight with an astronaut that uses a flamethrower which I swear was referenced por Captain Vladimir in No más heroes 2, and the fight with The Boss is one of the best final bosses in video games for it’s combat style, música choice, and the fact that the area will be carpet bombed in a few minutos if tu take too long. It’s really a step up from the bosses in the last game, not that they were bad, just not as many as I would’ve liked.
Metal Gear Solid 3 was a game I immediately fell in amor with for it’s setting, it’s stealth gameplay, and it’s unique story that really kept me invested from start to end, even if I had no damn clue what was going on. Many people consider Metal Gear Solid 3 to be the best in the franchise, and I am definitely one of those people. It’s a ton of fun and is totally worth your time, whether tu get the game on the original PS2 o play it on the Metal Gear Solid HD collection. It is truly an experience tu should see for yourself. Oh, and that theme song. I'M STILL IN A DREAM! SNAKE EATER!
So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, o will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… tu know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will tu stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, tu better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No tu won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see tu again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, tu creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag tu around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this anime is kind of a horror anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first anime that has zombies in it. Now, I amor anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, cine like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and televisión shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only mostrar I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making tu vomit, its making tu fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. tu get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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Commander Kane: This sounds like música for a New Yorker.
Sean: I pulled trains to New York City on a daily basis. Does that mean I like this music?
Commander Kane: Yeah. You're a New Yorker.
Sean: I'm also hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm in one of these stories actually. Here's the lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina anime Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run por five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg,...
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Welcome to the segundo episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its escritura and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.



Young enamorados Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a lista on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the anterior 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...
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When I was twelve years old, I remember my older brother playing the hell out of Batman: Arkham Knight. It looked so cool and a ton of fun to play, but when I played it, I got my culo kicked. Because character action game. But I still liked what I had (Not enough to put on the list, clearly), but I thought, “What if other superheroes got this kind of treatment”. And then Spider-Man came out.
Okay, so I won’t explain much of the plot. tu know Spider-Man. I know Spider-Man. We all know Spider-Man. The plot involves Spider-Man getting involved with a terrorist attack and as to fight...
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So remember when I talked about how a David Cage game, despite how much of a hack he is, has a better concept of mattering choices than Telltale? Yeah, I still stand por that, despite Cage's lack to tell a story. But that's not to say Telltale games are bad. At least, not all of them. One of my favoritos is the very stylish and narrative griping murder mystery of The lobo Among Us. So let's talk about-



Hi everyone this is DisneyPrince88 and I’ll be doing one of WindWakerGuy430’s parte superior, arriba 100 video games for his anniversary

The video game that I’ll be reviewing is one of WindwakerGuy...
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So let’s be really clear here. As far as escritura goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is más insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
So the game is far different from the past games, which was about a small calle gang becoming a massive criminal empire. Now dicho calle gang’s leader has become president of the United States. And there’s aliens, espionage,...
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Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and dicho that it was the most decisive game from saltamontes before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No más heroes 3, that people either like o hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I amor this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...
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Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive o even lectura this article. In 1920, when cine were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.



The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
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This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic o is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot más of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.



In the middle of the night,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.



Too Human was a game created por Silicon Knights, a company founded por the amazing Denis Dyack, and por amazing, I mean he’s...
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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't tu already host with James? Besides, I don't tu think tu want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from más rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & friends will be up siguiente followed por Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One día at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 tu must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the siguiente part of this fan fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the siguiente part of this fan fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed por Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have más common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned por a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arco iris Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her por thinking she was a ghost. arco iris Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are tu dreaming about the time tu thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope tu don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure tu don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, tu have two options. tu can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, o tu can spend a día with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right tu will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful día here at the...
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