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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined sides with the Russians. tu play has The Boss’ apprentice and father to Solid Snake, Naked Snake, later to be known as Big Boss, as tu travel through the jungles of Russia, with the help of a mysterious woman named Eve, and see to it that Snake takes care of the high ranked soldiers of The Boss and to stop her from igniting a nuclear war. Also something about the Philosopher's Legacy which is a cluster fuck of it’s own right there. Unlike other Metal Gear Solid games, since tu are in the jungles with no way of having any means of survival aside from your basic skills, tu get a few new features. First off, the camo feature. Snake is equipped with a ton of camo that allows him to blend into his environment, and hide in plain sight from enemies. Dark green works best on grass, and browns and greys work best on dirt. Another feature in this game is healing. tu can use items to heal yourself, which is pretty good, but Metal Gear Solid 3 also allows tu to perform surgery on yourself. Depending on the situation, Snake will need to do some basic surgery to keep from dying. He’s gotta treat broken bones, open wounds, burns, sicknesses, and even pull leeches off of his body. And the last feature, the most interesting, is hunger. Snake loves to eat. But all he can eat is what is available to him, that being the wildlife of the jungle. All tu gotta do is kill what tu can find, eat it, and keep your hunger up. Failure to do so will cause his stomach to growl and alert enemies to your location, as well as eventually depleting health. I amor the new mechanics that allow tu to really put your survival skills to the test, and it makes it feel like tu are truly fighting in a foreign land against all odds to stay alive. It also gives tu all that good Kojima humor and secret stuff to find in each playthrough. tu can shoot a beehive to scare off soldiers, put on an alligator mask and talk to your comrades, kill The End, the best boss fight in the game, before tu fight him and even change the settings of your console por two weeks and let him die of old age, and my personal favorite, if tu shoot a specific character in the balls, tu can see his ghost covering his crotch. It’s these little details that I amor in Metal Gear games that make it so charming and makes tu want to experiment with them más and find all kinds of secrets. And the boss fights in this game are some of my favoritos in the franchise. Aside from The End being a quiet hunt for a professional hunter and sniper por a hundred different means, there’s The Sorrow, which is less of a fight and más of tu trekking through the lake of the dead, The Fury which is an insane fight with an astronaut that uses a flamethrower which I swear was referenced por Captain Vladimir in No más heroes 2, and the fight with The Boss is one of the best final bosses in video games for it’s combat style, música choice, and the fact that the area will be carpet bombed in a few minutos if tu take too long. It’s really a step up from the bosses in the last game, not that they were bad, just not as many as I would’ve liked.
Metal Gear Solid 3 was a game I immediately fell in amor with for it’s setting, it’s stealth gameplay, and it’s unique story that really kept me invested from start to end, even if I had no damn clue what was going on. Many people consider Metal Gear Solid 3 to be the best in the franchise, and I am definitely one of those people. It’s a ton of fun and is totally worth your time, whether tu get the game on the original PS2 o play it on the Metal Gear Solid HD collection. It is truly an experience tu should see for yourself. Oh, and that theme song. I'M STILL IN A DREAM! SNAKE EATER!
Detective Smith: The Londres Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM Londres Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a parte superior, arriba hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say segundo verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts actuación weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Now, I amor Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, o God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the siguiente life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got tu out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't tu warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I amor Resident Evil. I amor them almost all of them. I amor the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with tu all the monsters...
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tu know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a lista of the parte superior, arriba ten best. So, the rules for this lista are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that dicho and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my parte superior, arriba Ten Hated Characters in caricaturas and my parte superior, arriba Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT más hated characters in caricaturas and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as tu can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a bebés toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did buscar up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town tu want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the parte superior, arriba ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the parte superior, arriba ten so easily. Most of my parte superior, arriba ten favorito! games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the lista and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a más niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, o Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, o a blue little perra who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! tu wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, tu finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, tu shouldn't be tortured por the reboot. I'm going to tell tu the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of tu know Sega? Okay, now how many of tu know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of tu actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good pregunta because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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posted by windwakerguy430
“Can tu lose your virginity if tu fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what tu learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But por that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel o a crying smiley face”
Oh tu innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can tu actually lose weight por rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I amor horror movies. Their easily my favorito! genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the cine that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror cine I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only cine that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, o Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm calle - Now, before tu all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm calle was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare tu all for the stupidest thing tu will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. tu know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. tekken is my favorito! fighting game franchise ever. I amor playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for tekken 7, and I can safely say that my favorito! so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, o the tekken tournament, hosted por the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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