So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had más free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking lost their shit. Understandably of course. And when they dicho everyone, they meant everyone. tu got Snake from Metal Gear back, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ryu from calle Fighter, nube from Final Fantasy, Bayonetta, Simon from Castlevania, Mega-Man, Pac Man and now Joker from Persona 5 has now been announced. Persona 5 wasn’t even on a nintendo console, neither were any main series Persona games. So fuck it, anyone can be at Smash at this point. The sky’s the people (Except Waluigi. He’ll never be in Smash). But of course, even with all the insane hype, we gotta calm ourselves down and think about the rest of the game. How else does this game hold up. Well there is a ton of content and a lot of stuff to do in this game. Aside from the classic Smash mode, tu have over 70+ to unlock, with not even ten to start out with. Then there are the other types of modes, from Tournament Mode, to misceláneo Mode, and then the Spirit Runway, the games story mode where tu play as characters tu have unlocked so far and try to make your way to the boss of the level. Instead of trophies, the game has Spirits, which tu can use to change your stats to help tu in battle. Other such events include the Classic Mode, the Training Mode, the Online Mode, and so, so much more. Even as I type out this article, I still haven’t seen all Smash has to offer yet. I still have to see all the modes, but I am seriously loving this game so much. I amor the addition of these new characters, both new and old. I amor the extensive música tracks they have and am REALLY anticipating Life Will Change from Persona 5 to appear in the game. And I amor all the new characters play styles. Everyone feels fun and fresh to play as and I amor laying as every character. No one feels terrible to play as in this game… Well, except fuego Emblem, because fuego Emblem was a bad game (Woops! Did I just say that out loud)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate truly is feels like the ultimate package. tu got so much content, so much characters, and apparently, más is coming on the way. Sakurai, we among the Smash community (Ignore that sub community known as the Melee fans, they’re not important) appreciate all the work and time you’ve put into this game. But seriously, do take a rest man. Seriously, tu don’t need to keep risking your health for every game.
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere escritura it the other way.
Joe: tu screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., tu dicho that several times now..
Joe: tu killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would tu want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are tu serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are tu braindead o something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would tu want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE tu KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill tu straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cuna and the silver spoon"
Joe: tu screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., tu dicho that several times now..
Joe: tu killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would tu want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are tu serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are tu braindead o something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would tu want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE tu KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill tu straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cuna and the silver spoon"
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to mostrar a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were tu guys expecting. With that I will see tu all siguiente time