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Tonight, I watched the film Annabelle: Creation. This is coming from a person who has never watched a single Conjuring film in my life. I would like to, since I heard good things, but I have never watched them. Now, Annabelle is dicho to be a prequel to the first Annabelle movie. I have never watched the first one either, but, dado it's poor critical reception, I don't think I'm missing too much. So, is Annabelle's prequel film better, o is it just as bad. Well, let's find out, shall we?



Annabelle: Creation follows a group of young orphaned girls. The two friends, Linda and Janice, the latter suffering from polio, and some other girls tu probably don't care about. They arrive at the inicial of Samuel and Esther Mullins, a couple who lost their daughter, Bee, twelve years ago, which I will get to later. Samuel agreed to let the orphaned girls stay in their home, but warned them to not go into Bee's room. When Janice does go in, however, she finds a secret room, and in it is the doll itself, which is where the film's terrifying moments begin. Now, again, I never saw any of the Conjuring films, but thankfully, I went with my equally horror enthusiast friend, Ben, who has watched both Conjuring films and the first Annabelle film, so whatever I didn't get, he certainly did.



Now, first off, the characters are your standard children. They make dumb choices, are constantly curious, but when they know what they are doing, they don't hesitate and manage to get things done. Sure, they may not be the sharpest knives around, but they could be worse. They could be much worse. They aren't your stupid teens in the woods with a serial killer, thank god. And, for child actors, their actuación was honestly not half bad. Sure, there were some one off moments, but they did give expressions of genuine fear, so I can at least say that they got the fear down perfectly. The grown-ups also managed to get some good performances in as well, so I can safely say that they know what they were getting into with a movie like this. They didn't give some half-assed job with the acting. They did pretty good. There were moments where I felt like shouting, "Get out of the room" at the screen, but they had no idea, and were clearly being lured in por some creature, so they aren't totally stupid. Just a little hapless. It's a breath of fresh air when tu can at least consider your characters to not be totally stupid in this situation.



With characters out of the way, how is the scares. Honestly, I loved the scares. I'm not sure how the scares were in the original Annabelle, but I'm assuming they were never this good. Moments of complete silence followed por a brilliantly unique scare was very nice to see. Sure, some may say that they do this a little too much in the movie, and I can agree to an extent, but I think that they always had new outcomes to it that it never felt like it got too stale o predictable. And sure, tu may hear the constant violin horror sound effect that comes in almost every horror movie jump scare fest that everyone is sick of hearing, but when tu hear a unique sound, por god tu hear it. From the footsteps in the shadows getting faster until it's in a sprint, to the sounds of bones cracking in a person's body as they change shape. I also heard that the use of lighting was pretty much just using shadows. And yeah, the film was pretty dark at points, but I think that adds to the mystery of the creature that is lurking within the shadows. My friend was genuinely scared of the little paper messages that was left around the movie. And while I would never find muñecas creepy, I have to say, the very subtle head movements of the doll in this movie did make me a little uncomfortable. And the creatures, for what little there were, were always amazing. Conjuring always had some memorable monsters, even to those who never watched them. To the brief appearance of the Lip Stick Demon, to the haunting sight of the Crooked Man. This movie had it's own, from the disturbing doll that haunted the house, to the scarecrow, waiting to make it's move. I really did enjoy the scares in this movie.



Alright, now time for some things I disliked about Annabelle: Creation. First off, there were some moments that did feel a bit samey. There were lots of quiet moments with a big jump to it. Yes, I know that I dicho that they were always different to where it felt good, but I can easily see why people would get sick of it. There were also moments that I didn't find scary. Some even silly. And finding a horror movie silly should be the last thing tu want in a horror movie. Maybe it's just my twisted sense of humor, I don't know. But the thing that irritates me the most is the death of Bee, the child of Samuel and Esther. Not really a spoiler, since it happens in the first scene of the movie. So, Samuel needs to change the tire on his car. A car comes by, which Esther wants to ask for help. Samuel says not to bother, and as he tries to pry a nut off the wheel, it flies out into the road. Bee goes to get it, and in that moment, gets hit por the car and is killed. Actually dead. This, not only made me laugh at how sudden and stupid it was, but was horribly unnecessary. This was a death that could have easily been avoided. It was so easy to avoid something like this, but it just didn't happen. I don't know weather to laugh of be angry... I'm Laungry.



So, yeah, Annabelle: Creation isn't a perfect horror movie. But it sure does have it's moments. There may be some silly moments in there, and there may be some moments that irritate tu at the stupidity of it. But when it tries to scare you, it works. I will say, this does have some great visual scares, so at least Annabelle: Creation manages there. It's not perfect, but it's amazing enough to peak my interest into looking into the Conjuring series. Take care.

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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, o Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me más power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There tu have it. A talking train can beat a car just por shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...
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Hello. I’m David. My friends call me Dave o Davey. But, since I do not have friends, tu may call me David. And I regret to inform that, por siguiente year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar o cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...
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Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the lista is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, tu read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if tu will, and let tu know that I really do amor this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein scandal where many Hollywood celebridades were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea más closer than ever before, everyone on youtube that wasn’t a celebrity o Jake Paul getting utterly fucked por the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the mostrar before más cowboys, o Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can tu check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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About a año ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… o basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops siguiente to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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So it is no surprise to anyone that my favorito! horror game of all time Silent colina 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my parte superior, arriba ten favorito! games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent colina 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent colina after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Two officers were standing siguiente to a fuego por the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are tu supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the fan fiction begins.

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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See tu siguiente Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 fan Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did tu guys know I like No más Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I amor No más Heroes!
No más heroes follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: tu must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for tu right now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run por five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's envolver, abrigo up our mostrar so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: tu Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. tu also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed por Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final fantasía VII is still a good game.
Final fantasía VII follows nube Strife pre-Advent Children emo phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something más as they get involved with mama’s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earth’s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth for… raisins....
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tu all thought Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic related thing. People, that is pretty much Ocarina of Time compared to this butchering of video game characters. It's known as What's the Story Morning Glory.
First off, the dumbest name for a fanfic ever. Secondly, this is another sex fanfic. Not just sex, but rape. Fan-fucking-tastic
This... Thing starts with Tails saying how the whole town thinks he's gay. It causes people to mock him, causes him to lose his job, and causes his friends to hate him. What is all of Mobius homophobic o some shit. Anyway, Tails finds out that the one who started the...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Johnny: As long as nobody interrupts us like last week.
Mabel: *Arrives* Johnny, Commander Kane needs to speak with you.
Sean: We're about to race!
Mabel: I'm sorry, but this is important.
Johnny: Oh come on!!
Mabel: Also, I'm hosting. This is tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina anime - Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run por five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
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