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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with más than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für guarida, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone tu love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. siguiente concierto tu go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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OMFO (OH MY FLYING OSTRAGE) ITS SOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when tu say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. tu look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and tu never get tired of being with us.

4. I amor tu and only you.-Well, tu guys get the picture.

5. I will be with tu forever.

6. tu have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. tu shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for tu to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
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7 Things to do when tu want to get kicked out of the DMV. por Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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