Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious por now.
Do what tu want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want tu to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, tu moron!
You're so manly = tu need a shave and tu sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all tu ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This cocina is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed tu were almost asleep.
Do tu amor me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do tu amor me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minuto = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
tu have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are tu listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't tu get out of cama and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is actuación up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do tu want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take tu out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call tu sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give tu a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are tu going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do tu want to have sex?
"I amor you." = Let's have sex now.
"I amor you, too." = Okay, I dicho it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress tu por mostrando tu that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will tu marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for tu to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blusa and that falda go well together." = I am gay.
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious por now.
Do what tu want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want tu to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, tu moron!
You're so manly = tu need a shave and tu sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all tu ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This cocina is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed tu were almost asleep.
Do tu amor me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do tu amor me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minuto = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
tu have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are tu listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't tu get out of cama and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is actuación up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do tu want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take tu out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call tu sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give tu a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are tu going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do tu want to have sex?
"I amor you." = Let's have sex now.
"I amor you, too." = Okay, I dicho it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way tu cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress tu por mostrando tu that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will tu marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for tu to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blusa and that falda go well together." = I am gay.
i think
that oveja are the best animal in the world
and
plátano are the best frutas
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a oveja should eat a plátano what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i amor clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the música business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the música business
and
oveja should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A comentario AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A comentario
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
that oveja are the best animal in the world
and
plátano are the best frutas
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a oveja should eat a plátano what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i amor clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the música business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the música business
and
oveja should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A comentario AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A comentario
YA GET ME???!!!
:)