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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men o Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a misceláneo button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells tu to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy oso, oso de with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it más than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to fecha him, we were the perfect couple, until last año after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class siguiente to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be escritura to pen pals from Londres England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today tu are going to...
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A zorro, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of más than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities dicho Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's guarida, den and found a trove of calzado down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," dicho a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a zorra, vixen estola them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in más 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut césped, hierba makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be más siguiente week.
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Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake amor notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near tu falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the parte superior, arriba of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the flor girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure tu disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call tu repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure tu set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid mover por getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your friends hit tu on the back and spit out a piece of white gum o a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until tu have $20 o more.
#7 If tu have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bebés come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob o música videos.
#4 Go around canto the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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I bet I know what some of tu are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat o what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minutos when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod o laptop for a week if I left it open again. o when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the siguiente table.
Turn around every thirty-seven segundos to the people at the siguiente mesa, tabla and ask them if your asiento is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever tu see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their mesa, tabla and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time tu take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the mesa, tabla itself; and make sure to make...
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