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Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went inicial and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad dicho it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she estola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...

Hi! :)
Here are the parte superior, arriba ten to impress the guy tu like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what tu want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its más important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she dicho thanks...

1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men o Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a misceláneo button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells tu to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy oso, oso de with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it más than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...

Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to fecha him, we were the perfect couple, until last año after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class siguiente to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be escritura to pen pals from Londres England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today tu are going to...