1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo galletas with chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)
2) Get leche and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 minutos and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.
3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.
4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.
5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if tu can work the ice cream maker. If tu can't, cry and beg until tu can. Enjoy
6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.
7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.
8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make tu a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)
9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in leche and sugar. Enjoy.
10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
2) Get leche and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 minutos and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.
3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.
4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.
5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if tu can work the ice cream maker. If tu can't, cry and beg until tu can. Enjoy
6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.
7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.
8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make tu a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)
9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in leche and sugar. Enjoy.
10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a mesa, tabla lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a mesa, tabla lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get hit por my car.
Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get hit por my car.
Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
