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1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo galletas with chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get leche and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 minutos and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if tu can work the ice cream maker. If tu can't, cry and beg until tu can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make tu a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)

9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in leche and sugar. Enjoy.

10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
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1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring tu food.

3. Spill a lot of cerveza on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five minutos out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hámster as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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1) Pick up cat and cuna it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. cuna in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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