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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The segundo one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
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posted by stellamusa101
 A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
Well this is my first articulo on the link fan Club article. I need to straight my mind por saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, o a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club muro saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* dicho I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed por someone just say sorry and say this...
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Creepy 3D sound play. 1. Put on earphones 2. Keep tu head still and relax 3. Close your eyes
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posted by TomboyYaoiFan56
 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes tu look illiterate and lazy. If tu want people to have time in their lives to read something tu posted, tu don't do something tu know tu would hate. To...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
1. When tu get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend tu are deaf. 

4. If he asks if tu knew how fast tu were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if tu can see his gun. 

6. When he says tu aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him por his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A fuego Extinguisher o Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...
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