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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule por mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a mollete, muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.

8. "Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

9. "In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.

10. "Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.

11. "The appliance is switched on por setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an café exprés, espresso kettle.

12. "For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's emparedado, sándwich de box.
posted by shomill
Is it possible to amor someone that doesn’t really exist? Think about it. We do it all the time. A boy in high school sees a pretty girl on the other side of the classroom and imagines taking her to a rock concert. A girl dreams of a romantic picnic with the cute guy that just moved in across the street. These people might exist, but the way we visualize them is almost certainly wrong. I’m as guilty of this as anyone. Then, if we finally get to know these people that we’ve fantasized about, we’re crushed to learn that they are not who we thought they were. Why? Because, quite frankly,...
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The creepy but awesome short on Adult Swim.
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adult swim
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yeah, i can relate lol ;).
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XD i play it when i was a teen what a great memories!!
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Keep up the poker face, Squiddy.
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cama intruder song
Hell Yeah! Rick Ross is nasty though.
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Source: Translation: Bitchbitchbitchbitch! >:D
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