1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
2. "Take one capsule por mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.
3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.
4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a mollete, muffin at a 7-11.
5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.
6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.
7. "Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.
8. "Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.
9. "In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
10. "Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.
11. "The appliance is switched on por setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an café exprés, espresso kettle.
12. "For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's emparedado, sándwich de box.
2. "Take one capsule por mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.
3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.
4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a mollete, muffin at a 7-11.
5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.
6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.
7. "Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.
8. "Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.
9. "In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
10. "Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.
11. "The appliance is switched on por setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an café exprés, espresso kettle.
12. "For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's emparedado, sándwich de box.
Here are some frases and sayings enjoy.
Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself
Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.
Life is misceláneo so am i.
i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!
You're now aware that tu can't say "Irish Wristwatch".
caution i'm not like other girls.
If they laugh,it's funny.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.
we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.
i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.
a friend is someone who knows the song in your corazón and can sing it back to tu when tu have forgotten the words.
the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen o even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
i hope tu enjoyed the frases and sayings!
Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself
Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.
Life is misceláneo so am i.
i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!
You're now aware that tu can't say "Irish Wristwatch".
caution i'm not like other girls.
If they laugh,it's funny.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.
we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.
i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.
a friend is someone who knows the song in your corazón and can sing it back to tu when tu have forgotten the words.
the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen o even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
i hope tu enjoyed the frases and sayings!
