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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, parte superior, arriba Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines parte superior, arriba Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

parte superior, arriba Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic arco iris as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel

At the parte superior, arriba Gear studio

Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank tu for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear parte superior, arriba Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-

The glee characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.

Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do tu want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I dicho please, tu have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are tu assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for tu to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of tu six is gay, o lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then tu three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.

It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.

Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as tu can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.

First off was Jeremy against Sue.

Jeremy: *In a mustango, mustang GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.

So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.

Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*

Jeremy's team won, and all of the glee fans killed their selves when they heard about this.

The End

On the siguiente part of this episode, a new character appears.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.

Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The título of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*

Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five minutos

Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: hola Saten. Do tu have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. tu remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make más appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?

Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.

Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I amor movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!

After the movie

Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up siguiente is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One día it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: tu got lights, tu got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how tu can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of tu in the siguiente round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..

Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier

Alex: That category is frases from famous authors, so you'll all probably be más comfortable with our siguiente category...

Shiny Objects

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with

Opposites
Things tu Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.

Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't tu pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't tu pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me tu filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only mes that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She dicho turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only mes that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick pregunta Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't tu pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever tu want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are tu selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell tu what, let's mover on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. tu know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All tu have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*

The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.

Alex: Yes, o no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.

The campana rang

Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can buscar for it!
Alex: tu lost your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu know what? I don't care. Let's mover on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And tu wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think tu do. tu do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: tu think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* hola Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a fuego up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!

Half of the soldiers started running away.

Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help tu are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can tu understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would tu have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.

The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: tu saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: tu dicho tu wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get tu over here to registrarse us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*

And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are tu laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are tu doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes tu think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. tu dicho I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I dicho half an hora ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet tu cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.

Chip: So I heard tu had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did tu hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: tu mean tu can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart poni, pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there tu go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* tu do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have tu sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between tu two.
Chip: hola Otis. I thought tu dicho tu were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did tu say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something tu told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things tu don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told tu I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*

Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.

Saten Twist: We need to have chocolate on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! chocolate is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could tu say that?! chocolate is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to escritura about My Little poni, pony with super heroes from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super heroes from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't tu ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.

Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.

Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport por here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let tu of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do tu make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if tu derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I amor breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back at Tom's house

Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot perros to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making tu upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way tu are, o they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, o don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying tu for "no reason", it's because they like you, o is jealous of you, o it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give tu a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if tu can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your día been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written por a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever tu do, don't just mostrar up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and tu will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope tu enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and tu failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail tu out of jail, a best friend will be sitting siguiente to tu saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the apuntalar, costa like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made tu smile
8:Clear as a campana my nody dicho "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character o the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend tu their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat o drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why tu have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents por Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, por Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail tu out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting siguiente to tu sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen tu cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else tu cried...just laugh about it with tu in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised por the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one pescado heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them tu are raising money to buy comida for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that tu want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines día gift your friends a cucumber and tell them tu grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it siguiente to your ear and say that he talks to tu and says he need a new inicial and thats why tu buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like o amor and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn más fans......add misceláneo ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn más fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medallas ...u have to add más pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have más medallas .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get más fans.....and frnds too.

when i have más ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this articulo will be useful have a gr8 día everybody and type ur comentario plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at misceláneo times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that tu are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this lista ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs tu know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that tu are a muggle born even if tu did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope tu liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a pregunta on this spot that asked "If tu saw Justin Bieber standing on the parte superior, arriba of a building getting ready to jump, would tu cry o scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on parte superior, arriba of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do tu people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone tu know o care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created por augustemily1997

Created por augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did tu know that every night before tu go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If tu repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with tu will approach tu within one mes and ask tu out o grab tu and kiss you. but if tu break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did tu here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the calle when the sign dicho "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when tu ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know tu could play Twister all por yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know tu could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: tu spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that tu can see that tu di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the siguiente stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the siguiente stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is por far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic preguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respuestas that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can tu send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi playa on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was lectura the Wal-Mart articulo and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comentarios section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for the corazón now
Have tu heard the news
maybe tu estola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for he corazón now
Have tu heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find tu soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of tu know it as the only song i know por corazón from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge araña i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hola everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hola everypony. Great to see tu again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never dicho we weren't going to do...
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