Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, parte superior, arriba Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines parte superior, arriba Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
parte superior, arriba Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic arco iris as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the parte superior, arriba Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank tu for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear parte superior, arriba Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The glee characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do tu want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I dicho please, tu have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are tu assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for tu to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of tu six is gay, o lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then tu three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as tu can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a mustango, mustang GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the glee fans killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode, a new character appears.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.
Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The título of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*
Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five minutos
Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: hola Saten. Do tu have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. tu remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make más appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?
Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.
Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I amor movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!
After the movie
Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up siguiente is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One día it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: tu got lights, tu got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how tu can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of tu in the siguiente round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..
Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier
Alex: That category is frases from famous authors, so you'll all probably be más comfortable with our siguiente category...
Shiny Objects
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with
Opposites
Things tu Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.
Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't tu pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't tu pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me tu filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only mes that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She dicho turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only mes that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick pregunta Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't tu pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever tu want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are tu selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell tu what, let's mover on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. tu know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All tu have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*
The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.
Alex: Yes, o no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.
The campana rang
Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can buscar for it!
Alex: tu lost your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu know what? I don't care. Let's mover on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And tu wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think tu do. tu do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: tu think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* hola Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a fuego up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!
Half of the soldiers started running away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help tu are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can tu understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would tu have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.
The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: tu saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: tu dicho tu wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get tu over here to registrarse us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*
And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are tu laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are tu doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes tu think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. tu dicho I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I dicho half an hora ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet tu cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard tu had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did tu hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: tu mean tu can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart poni, pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there tu go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* tu do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have tu sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between tu two.
Chip: hola Otis. I thought tu dicho tu were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did tu say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something tu told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things tu don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told tu I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.
Saten Twist: We need to have chocolate on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! chocolate is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could tu say that?! chocolate is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to escritura about My Little poni, pony with super heroes from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super heroes from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't tu ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.
Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.
Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport por here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let tu of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do tu make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if tu derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I amor breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back at Tom's house
Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot perros to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, parte superior, arriba Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines parte superior, arriba Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
parte superior, arriba Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic arco iris as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the parte superior, arriba Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank tu for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear parte superior, arriba Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The glee characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do tu want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I dicho please, tu have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are tu assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for tu to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of tu six is gay, o lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then tu three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as tu can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a mustango, mustang GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the glee fans killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode, a new character appears.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.
Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The título of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*
Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five minutos
Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: hola Saten. Do tu have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. tu remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make más appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?
Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.
Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I amor movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!
After the movie
Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up siguiente is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One día it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: tu got lights, tu got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how tu can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of tu in the siguiente round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..
Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier
Alex: That category is frases from famous authors, so you'll all probably be más comfortable with our siguiente category...
Shiny Objects
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with
Opposites
Things tu Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.
Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't tu pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't tu pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me tu filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only mes that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She dicho turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only mes that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick pregunta Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't tu pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever tu want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are tu selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell tu what, let's mover on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. tu know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All tu have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*
The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.
Alex: Yes, o no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.
The campana rang
Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can buscar for it!
Alex: tu lost your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu know what? I don't care. Let's mover on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: tu wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And tu wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think tu do. tu do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: tu think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* hola Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a fuego up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!
Half of the soldiers started running away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help tu are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can tu understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would tu have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.
The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: tu saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: tu dicho tu wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get tu over here to registrarse us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*
And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are tu laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are tu doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes tu think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. tu dicho I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I dicho half an hora ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet tu cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard tu had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did tu hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: tu mean tu can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart poni, pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there tu go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* tu do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have tu sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between tu two.
Chip: hola Otis. I thought tu dicho tu were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did tu say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something tu told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things tu don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told tu I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.
Saten Twist: We need to have chocolate on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! chocolate is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could tu say that?! chocolate is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to escritura about My Little poni, pony with super heroes from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super heroes from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't tu ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.
Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.
Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport por here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let tu of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do tu make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if tu derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I amor breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back at Tom's house
Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot perros to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first pregunta what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of libros do tu read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d tu go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gótico style!
Reporter:What do tu like to hum o sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first pregunta what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of libros do tu read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d tu go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gótico style!
Reporter:What do tu like to hum o sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with más wise words.
a wise man once dicho (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) dicho a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope tu do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I dicho befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see tu in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once dicho (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) dicho a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope tu do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I dicho befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see tu in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if tu amor anime and Twilight,
then tu are going to amor this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
más and más the rumor of an anime Twilight mostrar is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in por (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests tu could try
1: Ask really stupid preguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so tu can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them tu know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask tu for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as tu can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid preguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so tu can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them tu know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask tu for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as tu can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu do not like colorful caballos with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten más popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This fan fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten más popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu don't like talking caballos that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car mostrar in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting por his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting por his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o tu will be killed por a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
continue reading...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car mostrar in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting por his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting por his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o tu will be killed por a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
