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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a día off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!


#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I amor golden showers!


#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!


#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.


#9:
Taking a dumb, canto sitting on a toliet!


#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!


#11:
If tu hadn't lost your viginity por 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.


#12:
Why don't oveja shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!


#13:
Let me make this clear for all tu "men" out there.. tu can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected por law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If tu claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! tu diserve it for being a man!


#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross


#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!


#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?


#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!


#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!


#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he dicho the only way he could see me más is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to mostrar for it. How much is fair to give him? And before tu call me stupid, this was my idea!


#21:
Nate of American indians need to mover back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!


#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if tu got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!


#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause amor is evil, just spelled backwards!


#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross


#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.


#26:
WE NEED TO más BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA o WE BOMB tu LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!


#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND más SEX!!


#28:
IF tu A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
jesús men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!


#29:
When life gives tu lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch tu bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands tu things, it's never worth keeping.


#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! tu don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! tu don't


#31:
Girls with eyes <333


#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!


#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.


#34:
So was Abraham lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
posted by Dreamtime
tu make good friends on fanpop but unfortunately some just leave because they got bored of it!!!
~
well, let me tell tu something
did tu forget about the good times we spent?
...
i don't care if tu get online even for 10 minutos just don't disappear forever
....
is that too much to ask?
~
don't give me excuses about being busy
everybody gets busy man, it won't kill tu to find free time for your friends?
it really sucks to be friends with someone for a long time
then they stop caring...

don't be that person.
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1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a popular YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in articulo titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a popular meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and...
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I decided to try and do some kind of review at least once a week talking about my opinions on movies, anime, video games, music, and a few other surprises. So here it goes.

Kingdom Hearts is one of my all time favorito! gaming series so of course I got KH2.5 as a navidad present. I pre-ordered the game from GameStop hoping to get another art book just like KH1.5 but sadly the only thing tu get is a KH pin.

Now on to the game. I'm not much of an expert on video quality to complain o get excited about HD but I think it does look even better then the original releases.

As a long time hardcore...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, tu could not download illegal cine to mostrar at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." dicho Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The segundo was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."...
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I'm sorry if I'm wasting más time here. But last "Drama" for now. I made 3 people upset and filled with hate inside me.

(Don't read this if tu have enough Drama for now. But this is Important, and Scary...)

The 1st One I made upset told me, "Willy tu suck get outta here." But it was just an online game...

The 2nd One was a Girl. Because I was spamming and it made her lag on a game called Roblox. So same thing... "Leave me Alone Willy."

But the 3rd One I made Upset... It was más important then the last two...

MAIN STORY
He was Confront with really Inappropriate online Stuff that's been going...
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título says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a lista at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny parte superior, arriba 15 in this club. Why parte superior, arriba 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look adelante, hacia adelante to this and stay tuned to me if tu don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a ducha, ducha de and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^

(Yeah I was kind of lazy escritura this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much más on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
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Source: Meh (as always)
posted by MJisLove4life
Dont Read If tu Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With tu Guys

Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare tu Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If tu Killed A Balck Person tu Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well tu Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.

tu So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. tu Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A fan Of You. tu Cant Sing o Dance. I Hope tu Go Bankrupt.

And I Know Whats Going To Be siguiente He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
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