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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a día off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!


#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I amor golden showers!


#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!


#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.


#9:
Taking a dumb, canto sitting on a toliet!


#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!


#11:
If tu hadn't lost your viginity por 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.


#12:
Why don't oveja shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!


#13:
Let me make this clear for all tu "men" out there.. tu can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected por law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If tu claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! tu diserve it for being a man!


#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross


#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!


#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?


#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!


#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!


#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he dicho the only way he could see me más is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to mostrar for it. How much is fair to give him? And before tu call me stupid, this was my idea!


#21:
Nate of American indians need to mover back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!


#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if tu got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!


#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause amor is evil, just spelled backwards!


#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross


#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.


#26:
WE NEED TO más BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA o WE BOMB tu LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!


#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND más SEX!!


#28:
IF tu A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
jesús men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!


#29:
When life gives tu lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch tu bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands tu things, it's never worth keeping.


#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! tu don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! tu don't


#31:
Girls with eyes <333


#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!


#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.


#34:
So was Abraham lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
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Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is dicho to mostrar a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as tu might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by GDragon612
1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a plátano and tell them tu want to upgrade to an apple.

2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!

3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.

4) Order a pizza 3 minutos before new año and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn año ago" and scream in frustration.

5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his friends and family...
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take comentarios asking preguntas from the last episode and answer them in the siguiente article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope tu enjoy our first episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

But before we begin, special shout-outs to the people who left comentarios in the last article! (Link to the articulo is here: link)

RainSoul, kicksomebut23, PlazmaKiller59, sonicfan94, windwakerguy430, LGYCE, stella2015, MalloMar, ntmfan0707, and of course, me! Thanks for commenting guys!

And now, our feature presentation!...
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posted by ShadowFan100
This is my follow-up articulo to my last one "What's the point?"

Let me start por saying that I have thought long and hard about what tu all had to say regarding my article. And I think it's time I reveal más of whats going on.

For what seems like forever (actually about 2 years o so) I have been battling depression. And when I am dealing with my depression, it's not always easy to see the good in this world. I've also thought that maybe some of my depression was brought on por my own self, but other times it may be an actual severe case of it. Because when tu have depression, tu tend to view...
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posted by deathding
Oh boy, this is a BIG one. Bigger than if tu took the Eiffel Tower and quadrupled its size! Bigger than the sun if it got a hold of steroids!

Alright, maybe I over exaggerated a bit there. Dear god. o-O

Seriously though, I absolutely despise today's people. And don't get me wrong, there's a TON of great, nice, friendly, and en general, general AWESOME people out there! But I LOATHE how everybody these days (Especially at my school.) Is talking like this: "YOYOYO NIGGER WHAT'S UP ILLUMINATI 21 KID? >:D"

"ARE tu GAY? HAH! >:D"

And: "LOLOMG tu SUCK MY BALLZ!!!"

I don't get it. At all. Is it funny? Is...
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