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(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers tu in any way, please contemplate lectura something else. Thank you.)

Alright before tu whine like an immature five-year old troll without their leche bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE tu have an opinion, you'll get destroyed por the hater army!

WELL tu KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS IS MY parte superior, arriba TEN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SONGS. IF tu DON'T LIKE MY lista THEN AT LEAST BE KIND ABOUT IT BEFORE I SLAUGHTER tu WITH A RUSTY BATTLEAXE.

#10. It's Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Starting off this pathetically constructed countdown is a catchy and epic song aptly named "It's Me".

The song was a collaboration between FNAF You-tuber Smike and video-game singer TryHardNinja, and it did NOT disappoint me.

The song has a dark tone to it with a very catchy beat, and even sports some nice effects. I don't know how many hours were put into this, but I think it's seguro to say that this song took FOREVER to make.

I suppose tu could say..... Over 9,000 minutes? ;););)

I can't f**king believe I just went there.

Seriously though, I really like this song. The lyrics are pretty good and even funny at a few points, the editing is top-notch, the beat is insanely catchy, and en general, general it's just a very pleasant song.

Well, depending how tu use the word "Pleasant" in context.

#9. Salvaged (NateWantsToBattle)

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Coming up at #9 is a very intriguing FNAF3 song from Pokemon/Gaming You-tuber NateWantsToBattle.

I heavily applaud to this song being one of the only actually GREAT FNAF3 based songs as well, and the video really shows it!

The song is catchy, the lyrics are fantastic, the editing probably took a millennium to finish, and it's made por one of the best song-writers on YouTube!

IT'S LIKE NO F**KING S**T THIS SONG MADE IT ON THE LIST! TOO OBVIOUS 0/10 UNSUBF**KINGSCRIBED BI-ATCH!

dicho pretty much every troll in existence, may I remind tu of the rusty battleaxe?

Lastly, I think the best part of this song was the paino in the beginning, that completely sold it for me. I mean, the song was already awesome but the solo tu hear when tu play the video is probably why this song is on my lista in the first place.

And that's all that can be dicho about Salvaged. If tu haven't heard it yet then what the Hell are tu still doing here?

#8. Follow Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Another song from Smike and TryHardNinja? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? ARE THEY CHEATING, DID THEY CHANGE THE BALLOTS FOR THIS LIST!? THEY MUST BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CHEATING BASTARDS LEAGUE CONSISTING OF KING KNIGHT, KRACKO, DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, MR. MATCH, AND YZMA!

Only the most awesome person in the universe will get all those references. Now let's stop overreacting and actually TALK about the song.

Taking place in the FNAF3 era, Follow Me is a quaint little song that shows just how downright catchy a song can be. I find the song very avant-garde, not to mention the exceptional effects.

Plus, let's be honest, the transition after the chorus line is f**king awesome. And topped off with some pretty good lyrics about the Purple Man lore, this song is just really good.

Then again, I expect nothing less from Smike and TryHardNinja.

#7. The mostrar Must Go On (MandoPony)

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Hey, tu know that popular catchphrase "The mostrar Must Go On"? Don't even try looking it up now, because all you're going to get is this song.

And believe it o not, that's actually how I found it. Talk about situational irony.

Anyways, The mostrar Must Go On is a FNAF2 rock song por YouTube gamer and singer MandoPony. And let me tell you, this song ROCKS!

Haha, do tu see what I did there? It's a rock song so I dicho it rocks? Eh? Eh? :D

.........................................................

I have got to get a life.

So the main working attributes I really amor in this song is use of guitarra and just how easily it gets stuck in your head. Seriously, how many times did tu press the replay button?

HOW MANY TIMES!?

Lastly, MandoPony is considered to be a GREAT song artist, making classic songs like Just Gold, and another one you'll see later in this list.........

SUSPENSE FOR THE F**KING WIN!

#6. Stay Calm (Griffinilla)

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This is where we get to the songs that I REALLY REALLY love, starting off with a funny and catchy as F*** song named Stay Calm.

It's pretty short compared to other FNAF songs, being only three minutes, but tu know what they say, quality over length!

o something like that.... Uh, I can't say quantity because we're referring to time-based events, so.....

WHITNEY HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

A big reason I amor this song is how funny it is, specifically when the animatronics are talking/singing, and that ending left me laughing so hard.

And of course, the main chorus line WILL NEVER LEAVE MY GODDAMN HEAD.

Throw in a pretty cool effect in the fore and background and you've got yourself a fantastic song that I highly recommend everyone checks out, FNAF fan o not.

Oh, and Bonnie sounds like one of the twins from The Ouran High School Host Club.

#5. Welcome To Freddy's (Madam Macabre)

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Well isn't that a fancy name? What're tu going to name your daughter, The Countess? Whatever. XD

At #5 on this lista is an absolutely terrifying song named Welcome To Freddy's that takes place in the FNAF1 era.

And let me tell you, after watching this song there's not a chance in Hell that you'll be Valiente enough to play the FNAF games anymore, and that's because the song is just so FRANTIC.

The singer is speaking at a speed of Mach 9, constantly telling tu how f**ked tu are, and the beat really doesn't help making tu any better.

I'd say this is the creepiest FNAF song out there, but not to say that's the only reason why it's good. I find the lyrics pretty good (At making tu piss your pants) and the melody is also very catchy.

The effects in this song are also very well done, and overall, I really like this song. However, if it's late at night where tu live and tu want to watch the song, then tu might want to consider planning your funeral.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

#4. It's Been So Long (The Living Tombstone)

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Alright, am I the only one who thinks the first and third Living Tombstone FNAF songs are just a BIT overrated? And don't get me wrong, they're really good songs, BUT NOT FORTY-SIX MILLION vistas GOOD, jesús CHRIST. (And no, I'm not even joking.)

But if there's one song from The Living Tombstone that actually deserved all those views, it's their FNAF2 song, AKA It's Been So Long AKA The only FNAF song they made that actually has a goddamn título AKA One of the best FNAF songs ever made AKA jesús CHRIST JARED STOP SPAMMING THE AKA'S.

First off, the effects in this song are astounding. Seriously, all tu need to do is watch twenty segundos of the video and you'll know exactly what I mean.

Next, the song has amazing lyrics. I honestly think this song has the best lyrics of any FNAF song to date.

Third, like a majority of the songs on this list, IT'S SO CATCHY! I've been head-bopping to this song since the first goddamn día it came out, and I haven't even thought about stopping.

This song does get a lot of hate for being "Another overrated FNAF song", but in the words of Squidward Tentacles: "They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the face!"

#3. Not Here All Night (DAGames)

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NO PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME SENPAI! D:

Don't pretend tu didn't think that whenever the phone guy stopped talking to tu in any of the FNAF games.

Anyways, Not Here All Night is a very unique kind of song. It completely changes the pace twice and it has a wide variety of música to it to make it appeal to as many people as possible.

It has rock, singing, rap, techno, THIS SONG IS THE FNAF VERSION OF MIRACLE MATTER FROM KIRBY 64!

And yes for the people who were wondering, they DO all work. In fact, the entire song is just so fun to listen to. And I'm not even going to lie, I replayed this song well over 30 times.

That's TWICE the amount of watches the #4 entry had!

Combined with an EXTREMELY catchy chorus line, great lyrics, and awesome effects, Not Here All Night EASILY got in the parte superior, arriba three.

Seriously, what the Hell do tu think I'm listening to right now, Drive By?

#2. Mangled (NateWantsToBattle)

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Yeah, Mangled. As in your head will be mangled from all the head bopping you'll be doing to this song.

In fact, I should've just dado tu the ten-hour version instead. Because once tu hear this song you'll be pressing the replay button like it's a goddamn machine-gun. You'll be mashing it so hard so fast people are going to think you're vigorously masturbating.

And if tu like rock music, then tu literally can't get any better than this song, at least in the FNAF category of music.

The song is so damn catchy, the lyrics are very good, the tempo, cents, pacing, chorus line, I amor IT ALL!

The song takes place in the FNAF2 era and is about, well, God only knows. That's like telling me to answer the square root of 16.7428% of 56.3 in 5 seconds.

But the lyrics are certainly interesting, and I really do think it ties to the whole "No doors" concept pretty well.

IT'S ALSO ANOTHER SONG THAT LOVES TO KEEP REMINDING THE PLAYER HOW F**KED THEY ARE, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.

And at the parte superior, arriba of the cereza, cerezo sundae tu have great effects that really make the música video pop-out at you! (Literally.)

In conclusion, this song is fantastic. And that statement is even más true if tu like rock music, o a darker variant of it. If tu haven't watched it yet, then what the F**K are tu still doing around here?

And now, some honorable mentions before we get to #1.

If there were any.

I'm just kidding.

HM1: The FNAF Rap Songs (VideoGameRapBattles)

They're all f**king TERRIFYING and insanely catchy.

HM2: No más (NateWantsToBattle)

As in NO más NATEWANTSTOBATTLE SONGS! XD Seriously though, I didn't like this song enough to put it on the list, but it's still a pretty good song.

HM3: Mechanical Instinct (The Aviators)

Unique and has good lyrics, but the fact that it doesn't really ever get stuck in your head kind of holds it back. Plus, the cents needed to be slightly adjusted.

HM4: Just oro (MandoPony)

OVERRATED, COME AT ME HATERS. (Seriously though, it's pretty good, but not as good as people praise it to be.)

And now, the number one spot.................

#1. Survive The Night (MandoPony)

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How ironic, I say one of MandoPony's songs are overrated and here I am literally a few segundos later putting another one of his songs at the number one spot.

OH THE SITUATIONAL IRONY!

Anyways, the reason I amor this song so much is how catchy it is. Yeah, I really like the lyrics, tempo, effects, and yadda yadda BING BOM BOOM!

But this song is just so ridiculously catchy I couldn't help but put it at the number one spot.

Taking place in the FNAF2 era, this song is about the toy animatronics finding the new employee and making friends with him, while somehow simultaneously scaring the living s**t out of him.

It doesn't make the most sense, it DAMN it sure is a trip down THIS IS AWESOME lane.

Plus, it has this mystic feeling to it that I can't get enough of, and similar to The mostrar Must Go On and Stay Calm, I amor the little audio effect in the background.

And that's my parte superior, arriba 10 FNAF Songs. I hope tu enjoyed my article, I know I did. XD

Don't forget to click the I'm A fan button and leave a comentario down below on what your favorito! FNAF songs are!

See tu siguiente time, this is Jared Potts signing out.
 Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do tu want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take tu out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call tu sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give tu a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why tu are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are tu going through now?

"I amor you, too." = Okay, I dicho it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized por irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing o two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our amor tu lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we amor him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our amor is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we amor be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys tu should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with tu (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly amor we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When tu (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just lectura some of the terminator frases through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash día tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. tu might get annoyed por it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! tu can think what ever tu can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people amor batman, I go for Superman. batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One día he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my siguiente hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that tu can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at tu a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments tu a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if tu are single.

06. He asks tu out for lunch.

07. He asks tu out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats tu like a lady.

12. He walks tu to your door.

13. He wants to see tu often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells tu he likes you.

16. His friends know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He dicho he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I dicho "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give tu the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over por a cop and he o she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, tu have been caught speeding, how much do tu think tu were going?" Don't say, "Well tu must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when tu haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron o born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period o PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have tu been putting on a little weight?" It's a perra slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I estola a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag tu down and beat tu with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make tu Christian even más then standing in a garaje makes tu a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the lista though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at inicial even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been publicado before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been publicado alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality o sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope tu like!!! This was written por me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time lectura my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help tu feel better. And who knows, over time tu might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an autor :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If tu love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids por their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, más o less a link with the United States. If tu look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses más firmly. rayo, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup o sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds tu of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his inicial adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he respuestas he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the fuente of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If tu are a burglar, then we're probably at inicial cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's seguro to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write o draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell tu all these: What dates & Why tu don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's día
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday o the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, tu know how if tu see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why tu ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would tu want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 año old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. tu fall down the stairs.

2. A árbol falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. tu eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. tu are making out with a person and then tu trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your almohada gets a face and bites tu head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate tu and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, tu get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that tu are going to die, then tu die.

11. When tu are dieing your crush says that...
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