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(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers tu in any way, please contemplate lectura something else. Thank you.)

Alright before tu whine like an immature five-year old troll without their leche bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE tu have an opinion, you'll get destroyed por the hater army!

WELL tu KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS IS MY parte superior, arriba TEN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SONGS. IF tu DON'T LIKE MY lista THEN AT LEAST BE KIND ABOUT IT BEFORE I SLAUGHTER tu WITH A RUSTY BATTLEAXE.

#10. It's Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Starting off this pathetically constructed countdown is a catchy and epic song aptly named "It's Me".

The song was a collaboration between FNAF You-tuber Smike and video-game singer TryHardNinja, and it did NOT disappoint me.

The song has a dark tone to it with a very catchy beat, and even sports some nice effects. I don't know how many hours were put into this, but I think it's seguro to say that this song took FOREVER to make.

I suppose tu could say..... Over 9,000 minutes? ;););)

I can't f**king believe I just went there.

Seriously though, I really like this song. The lyrics are pretty good and even funny at a few points, the editing is top-notch, the beat is insanely catchy, and en general, general it's just a very pleasant song.

Well, depending how tu use the word "Pleasant" in context.

#9. Salvaged (NateWantsToBattle)

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Coming up at #9 is a very intriguing FNAF3 song from Pokemon/Gaming You-tuber NateWantsToBattle.

I heavily applaud to this song being one of the only actually GREAT FNAF3 based songs as well, and the video really shows it!

The song is catchy, the lyrics are fantastic, the editing probably took a millennium to finish, and it's made por one of the best song-writers on YouTube!

IT'S LIKE NO F**KING S**T THIS SONG MADE IT ON THE LIST! TOO OBVIOUS 0/10 UNSUBF**KINGSCRIBED BI-ATCH!

dicho pretty much every troll in existence, may I remind tu of the rusty battleaxe?

Lastly, I think the best part of this song was the paino in the beginning, that completely sold it for me. I mean, the song was already awesome but the solo tu hear when tu play the video is probably why this song is on my lista in the first place.

And that's all that can be dicho about Salvaged. If tu haven't heard it yet then what the Hell are tu still doing here?

#8. Follow Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Another song from Smike and TryHardNinja? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? ARE THEY CHEATING, DID THEY CHANGE THE BALLOTS FOR THIS LIST!? THEY MUST BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CHEATING BASTARDS LEAGUE CONSISTING OF KING KNIGHT, KRACKO, DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, MR. MATCH, AND YZMA!

Only the most awesome person in the universe will get all those references. Now let's stop overreacting and actually TALK about the song.

Taking place in the FNAF3 era, Follow Me is a quaint little song that shows just how downright catchy a song can be. I find the song very avant-garde, not to mention the exceptional effects.

Plus, let's be honest, the transition after the chorus line is f**king awesome. And topped off with some pretty good lyrics about the Purple Man lore, this song is just really good.

Then again, I expect nothing less from Smike and TryHardNinja.

#7. The mostrar Must Go On (MandoPony)

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Hey, tu know that popular catchphrase "The mostrar Must Go On"? Don't even try looking it up now, because all you're going to get is this song.

And believe it o not, that's actually how I found it. Talk about situational irony.

Anyways, The mostrar Must Go On is a FNAF2 rock song por YouTube gamer and singer MandoPony. And let me tell you, this song ROCKS!

Haha, do tu see what I did there? It's a rock song so I dicho it rocks? Eh? Eh? :D

.........................................................

I have got to get a life.

So the main working attributes I really amor in this song is use of guitarra and just how easily it gets stuck in your head. Seriously, how many times did tu press the replay button?

HOW MANY TIMES!?

Lastly, MandoPony is considered to be a GREAT song artist, making classic songs like Just Gold, and another one you'll see later in this list.........

SUSPENSE FOR THE F**KING WIN!

#6. Stay Calm (Griffinilla)

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This is where we get to the songs that I REALLY REALLY love, starting off with a funny and catchy as F*** song named Stay Calm.

It's pretty short compared to other FNAF songs, being only three minutes, but tu know what they say, quality over length!

o something like that.... Uh, I can't say quantity because we're referring to time-based events, so.....

WHITNEY HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

A big reason I amor this song is how funny it is, specifically when the animatronics are talking/singing, and that ending left me laughing so hard.

And of course, the main chorus line WILL NEVER LEAVE MY GODDAMN HEAD.

Throw in a pretty cool effect in the fore and background and you've got yourself a fantastic song that I highly recommend everyone checks out, FNAF fan o not.

Oh, and Bonnie sounds like one of the twins from The Ouran High School Host Club.

#5. Welcome To Freddy's (Madam Macabre)

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Well isn't that a fancy name? What're tu going to name your daughter, The Countess? Whatever. XD

At #5 on this lista is an absolutely terrifying song named Welcome To Freddy's that takes place in the FNAF1 era.

And let me tell you, after watching this song there's not a chance in Hell that you'll be Valiente enough to play the FNAF games anymore, and that's because the song is just so FRANTIC.

The singer is speaking at a speed of Mach 9, constantly telling tu how f**ked tu are, and the beat really doesn't help making tu any better.

I'd say this is the creepiest FNAF song out there, but not to say that's the only reason why it's good. I find the lyrics pretty good (At making tu piss your pants) and the melody is also very catchy.

The effects in this song are also very well done, and overall, I really like this song. However, if it's late at night where tu live and tu want to watch the song, then tu might want to consider planning your funeral.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

#4. It's Been So Long (The Living Tombstone)

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Alright, am I the only one who thinks the first and third Living Tombstone FNAF songs are just a BIT overrated? And don't get me wrong, they're really good songs, BUT NOT FORTY-SIX MILLION vistas GOOD, jesús CHRIST. (And no, I'm not even joking.)

But if there's one song from The Living Tombstone that actually deserved all those views, it's their FNAF2 song, AKA It's Been So Long AKA The only FNAF song they made that actually has a goddamn título AKA One of the best FNAF songs ever made AKA jesús CHRIST JARED STOP SPAMMING THE AKA'S.

First off, the effects in this song are astounding. Seriously, all tu need to do is watch twenty segundos of the video and you'll know exactly what I mean.

Next, the song has amazing lyrics. I honestly think this song has the best lyrics of any FNAF song to date.

Third, like a majority of the songs on this list, IT'S SO CATCHY! I've been head-bopping to this song since the first goddamn día it came out, and I haven't even thought about stopping.

This song does get a lot of hate for being "Another overrated FNAF song", but in the words of Squidward Tentacles: "They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the face!"

#3. Not Here All Night (DAGames)

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NO PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME SENPAI! D:

Don't pretend tu didn't think that whenever the phone guy stopped talking to tu in any of the FNAF games.

Anyways, Not Here All Night is a very unique kind of song. It completely changes the pace twice and it has a wide variety of música to it to make it appeal to as many people as possible.

It has rock, singing, rap, techno, THIS SONG IS THE FNAF VERSION OF MIRACLE MATTER FROM KIRBY 64!

And yes for the people who were wondering, they DO all work. In fact, the entire song is just so fun to listen to. And I'm not even going to lie, I replayed this song well over 30 times.

That's TWICE the amount of watches the #4 entry had!

Combined with an EXTREMELY catchy chorus line, great lyrics, and awesome effects, Not Here All Night EASILY got in the parte superior, arriba three.

Seriously, what the Hell do tu think I'm listening to right now, Drive By?

#2. Mangled (NateWantsToBattle)

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Yeah, Mangled. As in your head will be mangled from all the head bopping you'll be doing to this song.

In fact, I should've just dado tu the ten-hour version instead. Because once tu hear this song you'll be pressing the replay button like it's a goddamn machine-gun. You'll be mashing it so hard so fast people are going to think you're vigorously masturbating.

And if tu like rock music, then tu literally can't get any better than this song, at least in the FNAF category of music.

The song is so damn catchy, the lyrics are very good, the tempo, cents, pacing, chorus line, I amor IT ALL!

The song takes place in the FNAF2 era and is about, well, God only knows. That's like telling me to answer the square root of 16.7428% of 56.3 in 5 seconds.

But the lyrics are certainly interesting, and I really do think it ties to the whole "No doors" concept pretty well.

IT'S ALSO ANOTHER SONG THAT LOVES TO KEEP REMINDING THE PLAYER HOW F**KED THEY ARE, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.

And at the parte superior, arriba of the cereza, cerezo sundae tu have great effects that really make the música video pop-out at you! (Literally.)

In conclusion, this song is fantastic. And that statement is even más true if tu like rock music, o a darker variant of it. If tu haven't watched it yet, then what the F**K are tu still doing around here?

And now, some honorable mentions before we get to #1.

If there were any.

I'm just kidding.

HM1: The FNAF Rap Songs (VideoGameRapBattles)

They're all f**king TERRIFYING and insanely catchy.

HM2: No más (NateWantsToBattle)

As in NO más NATEWANTSTOBATTLE SONGS! XD Seriously though, I didn't like this song enough to put it on the list, but it's still a pretty good song.

HM3: Mechanical Instinct (The Aviators)

Unique and has good lyrics, but the fact that it doesn't really ever get stuck in your head kind of holds it back. Plus, the cents needed to be slightly adjusted.

HM4: Just oro (MandoPony)

OVERRATED, COME AT ME HATERS. (Seriously though, it's pretty good, but not as good as people praise it to be.)

And now, the number one spot.................

#1. Survive The Night (MandoPony)

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How ironic, I say one of MandoPony's songs are overrated and here I am literally a few segundos later putting another one of his songs at the number one spot.

OH THE SITUATIONAL IRONY!

Anyways, the reason I amor this song so much is how catchy it is. Yeah, I really like the lyrics, tempo, effects, and yadda yadda BING BOM BOOM!

But this song is just so ridiculously catchy I couldn't help but put it at the number one spot.

Taking place in the FNAF2 era, this song is about the toy animatronics finding the new employee and making friends with him, while somehow simultaneously scaring the living s**t out of him.

It doesn't make the most sense, it DAMN it sure is a trip down THIS IS AWESOME lane.

Plus, it has this mystic feeling to it that I can't get enough of, and similar to The mostrar Must Go On and Stay Calm, I amor the little audio effect in the background.

And that's my parte superior, arriba 10 FNAF Songs. I hope tu enjoyed my article, I know I did. XD

Don't forget to click the I'm A fan button and leave a comentario down below on what your favorito! FNAF songs are!

See tu siguiente time, this is Jared Potts signing out.
 Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if tu are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test tu can chain mail to with any peeps o even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop o any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in comentarios what tu think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true o not but the respuestas actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to tu people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just borrar this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, mover your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not mover both hands o both feet at the same time - tu will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as tu throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, o why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and tu think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, tu SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

tu have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because tu think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat o it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak tu out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that tu actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until tu spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far tu can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes tu have to stop thinking so much and go where your corazón takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, tu must keep moving.

Do not let what tu cannot do interfere with what tu can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 o BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. reportar everything and comentario 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say tu hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' o 'You're so annoying' o 'No' on a muro post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are más but i cant be stuffed naming them um comentario if i have missed any male anime dudes tu like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when tu tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. borrar any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. tu need to listen to us
6. if tu going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i amor you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if tu get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if tu do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With tiburón Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of tiburón attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if tu are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if tu dont like me Im sorry if tu think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who tu are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If tu don't like my words, don't listen. If tu don't like my appearance, don't look. If tu don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. tu think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't tu see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, tu gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
reportar the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave tu alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat o drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why tu have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail tu out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting siguiente to tu sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen tu cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else tu cried...just laugh about it with tu in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks tu to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has tu on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every día at school is the same
2. tu never know if your braids look digusting o not
3. tu are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. tu would like to think that people notice o even think about tu but tu are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows o cares about
5. tu worry people will write nasty comentarios on your fanpop articulo that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all tu do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When tu only really have like 3 friends at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting por an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the muro to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five minutos yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time tu see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that tu are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that tu are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure tu dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W arbusto, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, o 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th día of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid comentarios please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of comida and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum o dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach tu some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room tu built under the ground and put some comida and drinks there!

6-When the día comes! go to the room tu built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a misceláneo person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow misceláneo people all over the store o where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a misceláneo person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender o if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of tu have heard Born This Way por Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I amor everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being tu are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need comida when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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