1) Pick up cat and cuna it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. cuna in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from parte superior, arriba of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted por cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) envolver, abrigo cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force gatos mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with postres spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from garaje and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for fecha of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring fuego brigade to retrieve cat from árbol across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed por large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive tu to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop por furniture comprar on way inicial to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. cuna in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from parte superior, arriba of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted por cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) envolver, abrigo cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force gatos mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with postres spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from garaje and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for fecha of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring fuego brigade to retrieve cat from árbol across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed por large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive tu to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop por furniture comprar on way inicial to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
1.Stand por one of the doors o elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on parte superior, arriba of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks por say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a emparedado, sándwich de sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair siguiente to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on parte superior, arriba of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks por say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a emparedado, sándwich de sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair siguiente to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the parte superior, arriba 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the misceláneo picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives tu something to look adelante, hacia adelante to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives tu something to look adelante, hacia adelante to."
The End
-if tu amor anime and Twilight,
then tu are going to amor this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
más and más the rumor of an anime Twilight mostrar is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in por (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor rápido, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 pato, drake campana Our amor
9 Selena Gomez A año Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 pato, drake campana Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 pato, drake campana I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor rápido, swift amor Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 pato, drake campana I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor rápido, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 pato, drake campana Our amor
9 Selena Gomez A año Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 pato, drake campana Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 pato, drake campana I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor rápido, swift amor Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 pato, drake campana I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when tu hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when tu hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry o amor tu more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave tu with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to tu and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if tu let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and tu too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
tu will have your own life, everything tu wanted with you.
tu will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm cama when your old, knowing that tu did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I amor you, I amor tu so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry o amor tu more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave tu with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to tu and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if tu let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and tu too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
tu will have your own life, everything tu wanted with you.
tu will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm cama when your old, knowing that tu did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I amor you, I amor tu so much...
~Reah