1) Pick up cat and cuna it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. cuna in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from parte superior, arriba of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted por cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) envolver, abrigo cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force gatos mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with postres spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from garaje and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for fecha of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring fuego brigade to retrieve cat from árbol across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed por large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive tu to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop por furniture comprar on way inicial to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. cuna in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from parte superior, arriba of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted por cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) envolver, abrigo cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force gatos mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with postres spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from garaje and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for fecha of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring fuego brigade to retrieve cat from árbol across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed por large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive tu to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop por furniture comprar on way inicial to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
1.I got stabbed por a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I puñetazo, ponche boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the maní, cacahuete butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet tu Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy oso, oso de is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I puñetazo, ponche boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the maní, cacahuete butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet tu Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy oso, oso de is staring at me.
Tonight tu go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that tu won't kill me.
tu buy weapons and guns.
tu are certainly hooked.
tu go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
tu cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
tu may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But tu should not go a-killing.
tu like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No más talking, no más beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a año now,
tu have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that tu won't kill me.
tu buy weapons and guns.
tu are certainly hooked.
tu go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
tu cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
tu may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But tu should not go a-killing.
tu like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No más talking, no más beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a año now,
tu have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
here u go
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the parte superior, arriba of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the comprar has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the comprar
if tu have done one o más of these tips tu should have benn trono out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the parte superior, arriba of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the comprar has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the comprar
if tu have done one o más of these tips tu should have benn trono out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx