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A quick run-down should tu ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants tu dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words tu should YouTube, should tu get the chance
-“Kevin tocino, bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see tu o hear tu WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause tu never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, tu will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing tu need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without tu dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct preguntas about either the history of the inicial o the anterior tenants, DO NOT mover IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the televisión (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack tu in a closet.
-If tu live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if tu die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If más than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, tu know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. o come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on tu to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that tu in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground tu and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and tu hear creepy paino music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should tu ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants tu dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words tu should YouTube, should tu get the chance
-“Kevin tocino, bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see tu o hear tu WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause tu never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, tu will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing tu need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without tu dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct preguntas about either the history of the inicial o the anterior tenants, DO NOT mover IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the televisión (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack tu in a closet.
-If tu live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if tu die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If más than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, tu know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. o come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on tu to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that tu in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground tu and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and tu hear creepy paino music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
1. Ruin there favorito! dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopa and prank him.
8. kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up por me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopa and prank him.
8. kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up por me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", por Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", por Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", por Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", por ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", por Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", por Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", por Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", por Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", por Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", por Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", por The Runaways
12. "Mother, por Danzig
13. "Voodoo", por Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", por Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", por Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", por Autograph
17. "I amor tu Period", por Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", por Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", por Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", por Kansas
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
tu never lived in the streets though tu wish tu had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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