This articulo belongs to link on Tumblr.
A quick run-down should tu ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants tu dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words tu should YouTube, should tu get the chance
-“Kevin tocino, bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see tu o hear tu WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause tu never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, tu will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing tu need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without tu dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct preguntas about either the history of the inicial o the anterior tenants, DO NOT mover IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the televisión (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack tu in a closet.
-If tu live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if tu die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If más than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, tu know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. o come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on tu to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that tu in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground tu and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and tu hear creepy paino music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should tu ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants tu dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words tu should YouTube, should tu get the chance
-“Kevin tocino, bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see tu o hear tu WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause tu never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, tu will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing tu need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without tu dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct preguntas about either the history of the inicial o the anterior tenants, DO NOT mover IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the televisión (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack tu in a closet.
-If tu live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if tu die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If más than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, tu know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. o come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on tu to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that tu in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground tu and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and tu hear creepy paino music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four año old Amber,
A 12 año old Kennedy,A 5 año old Harper,And then there's 9 año old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her muñecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do tu want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostadora for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do tu know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked tu as the Babysitter cause tu have 7 siblings and tu all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 año old Kennedy,A 5 año old Harper,And then there's 9 año old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her muñecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do tu want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostadora for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do tu know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked tu as the Babysitter cause tu have 7 siblings and tu all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. tu grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. tu take fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when tu sneeze.
5. tu don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and tu don’t even work there.
7. tu spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. tu can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. tu can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. tu take fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when tu sneeze.
5. tu don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and tu don’t even work there.
7. tu spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. tu can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. tu can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five más songs, can tu believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even dicho that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her siguiente CD Rebecca promises to have a más natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking inicial from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ballena drove por in his sedan and dicho happy halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went inicial and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pescado tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
I was like wow I went inicial and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pescado tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do amor Misa though!
I amor arroz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I amor my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I amor the colors: lima, cal Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I amor the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do amor Misa though!
I amor arroz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I amor my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I amor the colors: lima, cal Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I amor the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my naranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here tu are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look más ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my naranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here tu are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look más ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for tu then it is más than possible that with a little time tu two can go back to being friends.
friends and just friends. tu must be clear about what tu want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what tu want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart tu still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then tu are ready to be friends again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>