Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone tu love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. siguiente concierto tu go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks tu a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do tu think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big leche mustache at the breakfast mesa, tabla and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as tu can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after tu take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favorito! celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutos while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favorito! slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' navidad song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When tu go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as tu pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother o sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere tu go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did tu eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask tu a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutos to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that tu smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of tu a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. siguiente party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend tu dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get tu a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutos from the end.
46. Go to the biblioteca and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire día speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger asiento and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone tu meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. siguiente concierto tu go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks tu a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do tu think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big leche mustache at the breakfast mesa, tabla and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as tu can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after tu take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favorito! celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutos while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favorito! slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' navidad song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When tu go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as tu pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother o sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere tu go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did tu eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask tu a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutos to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that tu smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of tu a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. siguiente party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend tu dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get tu a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutos from the end.
46. Go to the biblioteca and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire día speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger asiento and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone tu meet at the mall.
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes tu mad o doesnt agree with your point of view tu just reportar them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes tu mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont reportar thm. Because we are a big family and we dont reportar o block family we care and mostrar amor for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to reportar someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
amor all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes tu mad o doesnt agree with your point of view tu just reportar them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes tu mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont reportar thm. Because we are a big family and we dont reportar o block family we care and mostrar amor for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to reportar someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
amor all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do tu want?" "I'm calling to reportar my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank tu very much for the call, sir." The siguiente day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your lectura my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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