Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone tu love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. siguiente concierto tu go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks tu a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do tu think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big leche mustache at the breakfast mesa, tabla and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as tu can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after tu take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favorito! celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutos while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favorito! slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' navidad song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When tu go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as tu pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother o sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere tu go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did tu eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask tu a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutos to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that tu smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of tu a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. siguiente party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend tu dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get tu a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutos from the end.
46. Go to the biblioteca and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire día speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger asiento and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone tu meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. siguiente concierto tu go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks tu a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do tu think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big leche mustache at the breakfast mesa, tabla and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as tu can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after tu take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favorito! celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutos while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favorito! slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' navidad song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When tu go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as tu pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother o sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere tu go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did tu eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask tu a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutos to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that tu smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of tu a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. siguiente party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend tu dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get tu a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutos from the end.
46. Go to the biblioteca and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire día speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger asiento and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone tu meet at the mall.
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So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the comentario box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
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Just filling up el espacio so the articulo will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys o something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball o swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball o swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy tu get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a calcetín with pennies, and then demand all of the comida using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a misceláneo person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos o baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as tu can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cordero at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's comida when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about misceláneo things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a calcetín with pennies, and then demand all of the comida using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a misceláneo person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos o baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as tu can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cordero at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's comida when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about misceláneo things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was pan de molde, pan on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is pan de molde, pan on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the pan de molde, pan is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and o eat the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the pan de molde, pan off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the pan de molde, pan that is on yer head so u can on living without pan de molde, pan on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the pan de molde, pan that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating pan de molde, pan it is so if i tell u that there is pan de molde, pan on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of pan de molde, pan on yer head
The Cabin
