Men Are Just Happier People-- What do tu expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garaje is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolate is just another snack. tu can be President. tu can never be pregnant. tu can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. tu can wear NO camisa, camiseta to a water park. Car mechanics tell tu the truth.. The world is your urinal.. tu don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, más pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, o mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat. tu know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. tu can open all your own jars. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he o she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are más than enough. tu almost never have strap problems in public. tu are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. tu only have to shave your face and neck.
tu can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. tu can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. tu can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. tu have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat. tu know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. tu can open all your own jars. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he o she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are más than enough. tu almost never have strap problems in public. tu are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. tu only have to shave your face and neck.
tu can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. tu can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. tu can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. tu have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tiburón movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tiburón movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
