Men Are Just Happier People-- What do tu expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garaje is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolate is just another snack. tu can be President. tu can never be pregnant. tu can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. tu can wear NO camisa, camiseta to a water park. Car mechanics tell tu the truth.. The world is your urinal.. tu don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, más pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, o mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat. tu know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. tu can open all your own jars. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he o she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are más than enough. tu almost never have strap problems in public. tu are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. tu only have to shave your face and neck.
tu can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. tu can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. tu can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. tu have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat. tu know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. tu can open all your own jars. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he o she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are más than enough. tu almost never have strap problems in public. tu are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. tu only have to shave your face and neck.
tu can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. tu can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. tu can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. tu have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
BERLIN (Reuters) – A zorro, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of más than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities dicho Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's guarida, den and found a trove of calzado down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," dicho a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a zorra, vixen estola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's guarida, den and found a trove of calzado down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," dicho a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a zorra, vixen estola them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
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