I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if tu like it the credit is not for me so have fun!
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because tu have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The siguiente día the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told tu “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The siguiente día again he calls again and once más asks to speak to his boss, por this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told tu twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do tu keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just amor hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pregunta all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because tu have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The siguiente día the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told tu “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The siguiente día again he calls again and once más asks to speak to his boss, por this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told tu twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do tu keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just amor hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pregunta all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.