My hypothetical AND imaginary scenario on engagement proposals and wedding ceremonies....

Engaged young women AND brides-to-be: Look at the engagement/wedding ring, roll my eyes and at the same time shake my head in disdain and disgust, turn around, and walk around.

Engaged young men AND grooms-to-be: Look at the engagement/wedding ring, break fingers, cut hand off, AND give a Blood (Death) puñetazo, ponche to the face/head o chest.

See wedding cakes AND wedding albums: Use chainsaw to rip and tear them to pieces, use heavy artillery such as super shotgun o gatling gun to shoot them to pieces, use misil launcher to blow them up to pieces, o use flamethrower to burn/incinerate them to ashes for albums and goopy pulps for cakes.