Make the best pun and post it here.

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands...

I have another one!!!

What do tu do with a sick chemist? If tu can't helium, and tu can't curium, tu might as well barium.

I lied. I have yet ANOTHER one.

2 antennas met on a roof and got married. The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible.

Here. Hope it's PUNNY.

Whale,Whale,Whale What Do We Have Here ? A pregunta About Puns ?
Here I Go:
Yesterday I Had An Important Meeting To Attened So I Called On A Taxi.When It Arrived I Noticed That The Driver Was A Koala.At First I Was Worried But Then It Assured Me That It Had All Of The Koalifications.
I Saw A Few gatos The Other día Fighting On parte superior, arriba Of A Carbage Can.It Was About To Fall So I Scare Them Away To Prevent The Cat-tastrophe.
Yeah,I Know What You're Thinking.Probably Something Like ''You've Cat To Be Kitten Me Right Meow''.That Really Makes Me Feel Soda Pressing.
Anyway I'm Gonna Say One More.
There Is A Big Cat Outside My House That Tries To Sell Me Meat Claiming That Is Fresh.Of Course I Know He's Lion.

Here,Have A Picture About Chemistry o Maybe About...

Yeah,I Know It's Cheesy But I Feel Grate !!!!

minecraft suks but wood u like to mine some trees with me

Why aren't manzana, apple charges called manzana, apple juice?

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Girl on FB: tu may have chemistry with her, but tu got history with me.
Guy on FB comentarios her state: Oh, have tu already got your shedule?

The main difference between a guitarra and a pescado is that tu can't tuna fish.

hola THIS IS FUNNY.

What did the árbol say to the rock on the first día of spring?

Nothing, but it felt very re-leafed.