If té is so relaxing then why do teapots make such annoying noises?

Cause. If tu loose all your money and then get $10 its a big deal, but if tu still have all your money adn tu get $10 its not that big of a deal.

If it annoys tu first, its más relaxing later.

Errrrrmmmmm...
Hate to burst your bubble, but that's a kettle, not a pot.
They're different. XD

I'm assuming you're talking about té kettles rather than té pots?

I don't know, I use an electric kettle without a whistle. I don't mind if my water boils for a little bit longer, the hotter water makes for más flavorful tea.

No pain, no gain.