Notes: The My Little poni, pony franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created por me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight dicho "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy dicho "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
arco iris Dash dicho "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie dicho "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and dicho "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle dicho "This cake should be much better than your anterior cake."
Mr. Cake nervously dicho "I'm sorry about selling tu a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and dicho "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "It seems like tu arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike dicho "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased por Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He dicho "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker dicho "This is más than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord dicho "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Welcome Discord. I hope that tu enjoy your birthday party."
Discord dicho "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as tu didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and dicho "It's nice."
Fluttershy dicho "Thank goodness."
Discord dicho "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "What are tu talking about?"
Discord dicho "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord dicho "Because I amor chaos. tu wouldn't understand. Ponies like tu take away the fun in life por being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord dicho "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised por the ponies and Discord, but he was amused por it. The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "But I didn't hire a clown. Did tu hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie dicho "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker dicho "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and dicho "I'm Discord. I amor chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker dicho "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord dicho "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and dicho "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and dicho "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She dicho "Why did tu call me that?"
The Joker dicho "I'm sorry to confuse tu Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and dicho "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to arco iris Dash and dicho "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker dicho "Rarity tu remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity dicho "Why?"
The Joker dicho "Because tu both think that you're better looking than tu actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker dicho "It seems like tu forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike dicho "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and dicho "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and dicho "I amor this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and dicho "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for tu ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and dicho "I want tu 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make tu disappear."
Rarity angrily dicho "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "It's just a quick magic trick."
aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie dicho "Are tu going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker dicho "Actually I'm going to take tu with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would tu sell us?"
The Joker dicho "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However tu will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously dicho "Are tu actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker dicho "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He dicho "Can tu at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and dicho "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily dicho "Then I must stop tu Joker."
The Joker dicho "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to puñetazo, ponche the Joker, but he missed. Discord dicho "Can tu stay put so I can puñetazo, ponche you?"
The Joker dicho "I would amor to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord dicho "You hurt me."
The Joker dicho "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord dicho "It appears that tu can't take away the ponies now tu weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily dicho "I demand tu to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and dicho "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker dicho "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord dicho "It seems like I'll have to defeat tu in a más simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at tu ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Thank tu for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought tu were."
Discord dicho "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity dicho "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and dicho "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and dicho "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight dicho "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy dicho "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
arco iris Dash dicho "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie dicho "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and dicho "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle dicho "This cake should be much better than your anterior cake."
Mr. Cake nervously dicho "I'm sorry about selling tu a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and dicho "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "It seems like tu arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike dicho "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased por Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He dicho "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker dicho "This is más than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord dicho "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Welcome Discord. I hope that tu enjoy your birthday party."
Discord dicho "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as tu didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and dicho "It's nice."
Fluttershy dicho "Thank goodness."
Discord dicho "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "What are tu talking about?"
Discord dicho "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord dicho "Because I amor chaos. tu wouldn't understand. Ponies like tu take away the fun in life por being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord dicho "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised por the ponies and Discord, but he was amused por it. The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "But I didn't hire a clown. Did tu hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie dicho "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker dicho "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and dicho "I'm Discord. I amor chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker dicho "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord dicho "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and dicho "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and dicho "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She dicho "Why did tu call me that?"
The Joker dicho "I'm sorry to confuse tu Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and dicho "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to arco iris Dash and dicho "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker dicho "Rarity tu remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity dicho "Why?"
The Joker dicho "Because tu both think that you're better looking than tu actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker dicho "It seems like tu forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike dicho "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and dicho "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and dicho "I amor this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and dicho "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for tu ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and dicho "I want tu 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make tu disappear."
Rarity angrily dicho "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "It's just a quick magic trick."
aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie dicho "Are tu going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker dicho "Actually I'm going to take tu with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would tu sell us?"
The Joker dicho "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However tu will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously dicho "Are tu actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker dicho "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He dicho "Can tu at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and dicho "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily dicho "Then I must stop tu Joker."
The Joker dicho "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to puñetazo, ponche the Joker, but he missed. Discord dicho "Can tu stay put so I can puñetazo, ponche you?"
The Joker dicho "I would amor to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord dicho "You hurt me."
The Joker dicho "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord dicho "It appears that tu can't take away the ponies now tu weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily dicho "I demand tu to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and dicho "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker dicho "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord dicho "It seems like I'll have to defeat tu in a más simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at tu ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Thank tu for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought tu were."
Discord dicho "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity dicho "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle dicho "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and dicho "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and dicho "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Not sure why I'm saying this too you.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. escritura for it, lectura for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. escritura for it, lectura for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
