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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little poni, pony franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created por me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight dicho "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy dicho "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arco iris Dash dicho "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie dicho "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and dicho "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle dicho "This cake should be much better than your anterior cake."

Mr. Cake nervously dicho "I'm sorry about selling tu a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and dicho "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "It seems like tu arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike dicho "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased por Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He dicho "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker dicho "This is más than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord dicho "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Welcome Discord. I hope that tu enjoy your birthday party."

Discord dicho "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as tu didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and dicho "It's nice."

Fluttershy dicho "Thank goodness."

Discord dicho "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "What are tu talking about?"

Discord dicho "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord dicho "Because I amor chaos. tu wouldn't understand. Ponies like tu take away the fun in life por being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord dicho "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised por the ponies and Discord, but he was amused por it. The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "But I didn't hire a clown. Did tu hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie dicho "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker dicho "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and dicho "I'm Discord. I amor chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker dicho "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord dicho "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and dicho "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and dicho "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She dicho "Why did tu call me that?"

The Joker dicho "I'm sorry to confuse tu Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and dicho "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arco iris Dash and dicho "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker dicho "Rarity tu remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity dicho "Why?"

The Joker dicho "Because tu both think that you're better looking than tu actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker dicho "It seems like tu forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike dicho "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and dicho "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and dicho "I amor this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and dicho "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for tu ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and dicho "I want tu 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make tu disappear."

Rarity angrily dicho "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "It's just a quick magic trick."

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie dicho "Are tu going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker dicho "Actually I'm going to take tu with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would tu sell us?"

The Joker dicho "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However tu will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously dicho "Are tu actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker dicho "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He dicho "Can tu at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and dicho "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily dicho "Then I must stop tu Joker."

The Joker dicho "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to puñetazo, ponche the Joker, but he missed. Discord dicho "Can tu stay put so I can puñetazo, ponche you?"

The Joker dicho "I would amor to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord dicho "You hurt me."

The Joker dicho "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord dicho "It appears that tu can't take away the ponies now tu weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily dicho "I demand tu to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and dicho "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker dicho "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord dicho "It seems like I'll have to defeat tu in a más simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at tu ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Thank tu for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought tu were."

Discord dicho "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity dicho "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and dicho "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and dicho "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I dicho last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick culo with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied corazón on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking confitería goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. por the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need tu to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train siguiente to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nancy
Nancy
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the segundo time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't tu remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a año o two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought tu were the...
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 Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! tu overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are tu talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE heno, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. tu can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car mostrar in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting por his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting por his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o tu will be killed por a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have tu been? tu almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...
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música Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. arco iris Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a poni, pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to aguardiente de manzana, applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arco iris Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arco iris Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created por me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 New logo for P.O.T.R
New logo for P.O.T.R
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the poni, pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do tu think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if tu noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...
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posted by mariofan14
This isn't poni, pony related, but I think I should tell tu people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, más commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...
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WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then aguardiente de manzana, applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...
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