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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little poni, pony franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created por me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight dicho "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy dicho "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arco iris Dash dicho "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie dicho "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and dicho "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle dicho "This cake should be much better than your anterior cake."

Mr. Cake nervously dicho "I'm sorry about selling tu a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and dicho "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "It seems like tu arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike dicho "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased por Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He dicho "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker dicho "This is más than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord dicho "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Welcome Discord. I hope that tu enjoy your birthday party."

Discord dicho "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as tu didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and dicho "It's nice."

Fluttershy dicho "Thank goodness."

Discord dicho "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "What are tu talking about?"

Discord dicho "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord dicho "Because I amor chaos. tu wouldn't understand. Ponies like tu take away the fun in life por being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord dicho "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised por the ponies and Discord, but he was amused por it. The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "But I didn't hire a clown. Did tu hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie dicho "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker dicho "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and dicho "I'm Discord. I amor chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker dicho "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord dicho "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and dicho "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and dicho "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She dicho "Why did tu call me that?"

The Joker dicho "I'm sorry to confuse tu Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and dicho "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arco iris Dash and dicho "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker dicho "Rarity tu remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity dicho "Why?"

The Joker dicho "Because tu both think that you're better looking than tu actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker dicho "It seems like tu forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike dicho "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and dicho "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and dicho "I amor this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker dicho "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and dicho "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for tu ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and dicho "I want tu 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make tu disappear."

Rarity angrily dicho "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "It's just a quick magic trick."

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie dicho "Are tu going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker dicho "Actually I'm going to take tu with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Why would tu sell us?"

The Joker dicho "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However tu will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously dicho "Are tu actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker dicho "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He dicho "Can tu at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and dicho "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily dicho "Then I must stop tu Joker."

The Joker dicho "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to puñetazo, ponche the Joker, but he missed. Discord dicho "Can tu stay put so I can puñetazo, ponche you?"

The Joker dicho "I would amor to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord dicho "You hurt me."

The Joker dicho "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord dicho "It appears that tu can't take away the ponies now tu weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily dicho "I demand tu to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and dicho "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker dicho "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord dicho "It seems like I'll have to defeat tu in a más simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at tu ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Thank tu for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought tu were."

Discord dicho "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

aguardiente de manzana, applejack dicho "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity dicho "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle dicho "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and dicho "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and dicho "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
papillon was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on parte superior, arriba of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she dicho yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: tu shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...
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This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..


Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe tu can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what tu ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of tu in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest estrella Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. o to be más specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: tu wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A flor that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a perra would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. por the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the día was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty minutos until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward tu with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If tu shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, o things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
arce looked out at the mesa, tabla and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" arce asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. arce looked where Gummy was, right por her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" arce asked. She looked around and then the cocina caught on fire. arce gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. o at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I dicho last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick culo with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied corazón on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking confitería goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. por the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need tu to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train siguiente to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nancy
Nancy
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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