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posted by windwakerguy430
(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass stop car in front of Broadsword's office)
(Plum and Shot notice black vans)
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Those vans don't look good
Shot Glass: Well, lets get in there and help him. Not a lot of people on our team left
(Shot runs out of car with pistol)
Shot Glass: Hay, pricks. Special delivery (Kicks down door)
(Ponies shoot at Shot Glass) (Shot hides behind wall)
Shot Glass: Okay, maybe I could use some help, Plum
(Plum gets out of car with pistol)
Shot Glass: Okay, when I shoot these fuckers, tu run in
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Is there another pla-
Shot Glass: Three, two, one. GO (Shoots at ponies)
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Shit shit shit shit shit shit (Hides in room)
(Plum shoots at ponies)
(Shot and ciruela, ciruelo kills group of ponies)
Shot Glass: Okay. I'm going to clear out the other ponies. tu go find Broadsword
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Got it (Goes upstairs)
Shot Glass: Hay, tu ponies. tu want to fight a real psycho. What do tu bastards got
(Ponies walk in with bazooka)
Shot Glass: Oh, that... (Runs for cover) fuck fuck fuck fuck
(Rocket fires)
(Shot Glass jumps out of the way)
Shot Glass: AHHHHH!!!!! (Explodes) OW!!! MY FUCKING EARS!!! Okay, now I'm fucking pissed
(meanwhile)
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Ugh... How did I ever get wrapped- (Pony pops up from corner) (Plum shoots and kills pony) -Up into this shit (Gets to office door)
(Plum grabs knob) (Waits) (Plum jumps out of the way) (pony crashes through door)
Broadsword: (Drops shotgun) Goddamn it. That son of a perra Cut bolso, monedero is killing everyone
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Fuck, Broadsword. What are we going to do
Broadsword: I don't know what. But I think that-
(Ring)
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Hello
Shot Glass: Hay, Plum. tu would not believe how much ponies Cut bolso, monedero brought here. I can't even walk through these halls without stepping on bodies
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Very funny. Did tu really get them all
Shot Glass: Hmm Let me check (Shot shoots dead bodies) Well, now I did
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Okay. Were going to come down right now. Just try and- (gunshot over phone) Shot... Shot...
???: Hello, Plum
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: Cut Purse
Cut Purse: Sorry to tell tu this, but your brother had a bit of a... problem
ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum: tu son of a bitch. What did tu do
Cut Purse: I didn't do anything. Its what my little ponies are going to do once they get here. I got to leave while I've still got the prize
Toy Sword: Let go of me, tu creep
Cut Purse: Such a sweet girl tu got, Broadsword
Broadsword: tu fucker. tu crossed the line. If tu hurt her, I'll
Cut Purse: You'll do nothing, Broadsword. The way I see it, tu can't save them both. Your not a skilled gunslinger like the Booze Brothers. I guess all those years of staying in an office letting your workers doing the killing for tu didn't pay off so good. Oh well. So, its like this, Plum. Shot Glass o Toy Sword. Which will it be. I'll see tu later. Hmm hmm hmm hmm (Hangs up)
Broadsword: Shit, Plum. This isn't good. I got to help my little girl. But your brother... oh damn it. What are tu going to do
(Okay guys, I would like tu to make the choice. Should ciruela, ciruelo Jerkum save Shot Glass o Toy sword. Remember there is a big consequence to either choice
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posted by karinabrony
 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the frases I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see tu smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO amor ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn’t move. She couldn’t see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the poni, pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.
    
“Hi!” she giggled.
    
“Where am I, what’s going on?” The frightened little filly asked.
    “Oh, well, tu see, your number came up and I gotta make cupcakes.” Pinkie explained
    “W…wha…what does that mean? What are tu talking about?”
    
“Oh, nothing. I wouldn’t...
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posted by tinkerbell66799
Princess Cadence ...

-is getting married to Twilight Sparkle's brother Shining Armor
-has light purple eyes
-is the niece of Princess Celestia(and that means that if Celestia does not have another sister that we do not know about, Cadence will be Luna's daughter!!!)
-has a light rosado, rosa capa and her wings have purple on the tips
-is an Alicorn
-has pink, purple, and light golden hair
-has curly hair
-is most likely the sister of Prince Blueblood
-has a long wedding vestido that is white and gold
-like Celestia has oro shoes
-has a crown made of yellow flowers
-has a cutie mark that is a blue corazón surrounded por golden lace
- is going to great in her new episode!!!
Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's nube home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had dado her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began lectura into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. arco iris had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...
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