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posted by Neko_Chan_Kitty
(Waring: These are just how I feel about the hetalia fandom, So Please don't take this seriously! also sorry for my English, I do speak English but my English is pretty bad when I type on a keyboard..)

Now listen, there's some stuff i like in the APH fandom (Like Au's, reader inserts, ect) but I hate in the "Yaoiness" of the fandom. don't get me wrong, I respect peoples opinions on pairings o ship the characters together. if tu like yaoi, that's cool, we both like different things. in anime, movies, games, ect. but not all of us like yaoi in things. but PLEASE! don't try to shove your ships...
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posted by Aph-Finland
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hi guys. this is just a opinion so dont get mad with me. ok here i go

Pinkie pie- Italy

Big mac- Germany

Maud pie- japón o Greece

limestone pie- Romano

manzana, apple bloom- Seborga

Scootaloo- Sealand

Sweetie belle- Wy

Rarity- France

Silver Spoon- Ladonia

Twilight sparkle- Iggy/England/Britain

Princess Cadence- Finland

Shining armor- Sweden

Discord- Denmark

Princess Celectia- Norway

Princess Luna- Iceland

arco iris Dash- America

Fluttershy- Canada

AppleJack- China

Spike- Russia (idk...)

Trixie- Prussia

Owlicious- Flying Mint Bunny

Mare do Well- Romania (idk why i did this either)





sorry if u thought my idea was dumb i tried............ i hope u enjoyed though!~
(I recently discovered this generator: https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165 I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and favorito! characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in amor with America when the two served burnt scones.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

Lilac P. Monteague fell in amor with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Oh God. Lilac, why. tu think of him as a brother. Where did I go wrong....)

Feliciano...
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posted by Aph-Finland
once outside when its nighttime:

a shooting estrella comes

Italy: ve~ look Germany! a shooting star!!

Germany: yes, i know

the axis: ..........

Italy: Germany. is there such thing as pastas, pasta stars?

Germany: Vhell..... no....

Italy: oh. i wish there was though so i can eat the stars when there falling and it will be so tasty like real pasta!!!

a shooting estrella comes

Japan: *takes the picture*

Italy: Ve~ look Germany! another shooting star!! this time it looks like its coming straight... for..... us.....

Japan: oh my...

Italy: *cries* WAAAA GERMANY SAVE ME!!!

Germany: GET OUT THE VAY IF U DONT VANNA GET HIT ITALIA!!!...
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posted by Aph-Finland
at your house

Denmark: *opens door* HELLO!!!

you: umm... hi Nordics... what r u guys doing here?

Denmark: our house is being destroyed because Norge was doing magic and it set on fire.

you: o-ok... tu guys can come in

Denmark: WAHOOOO!!!!! do u have anything for us to drink?

you: i have milk, coke, juices and...

Denmark: NO NO NO NO!!! i don't like those things!!!

you: well what do u like? Hot Chocolate? Water?

Denmark: beer

you: oh yeah DUH i forgot!!! *walks in the kitchen*

Norway: heno, hay when your over there can i have some water?

you: *faces Norway* why? i thought u did not like water?

Norway: I'm making...
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User: tu know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if tu do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in amor Ben!?!


User: In amor with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.


Cleverbot: Who are tu in amor with?


User: It is not a who. It is a what.


Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.


User: It is pasta.


Cleverbot: I thought tu were a girl.


User: I am pasta.


Cleverbot: No you're a machine....
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(Spin-off of the Card mesa, tabla Dating skit por Richard Jeni)

I say when tu meet your other self tu don't want a cena table, what tu want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the mesa, tabla and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...
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1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes fan art make him look cute to though ^w^






2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still amor him X3



3. Iceland

Hes cute i like him X3 i kinda had a crush on him in my mind but on comentarios on stuff ppl keep on saying he's "there baby" o he's "theres" o they might of keep saying "they have a crush on them más than anyone else...
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1. I cannot string beads on Italy's curl.

2. I cannot paste fotos of Italy's curl onto misceláneo walls like wallpaper.

3. I cannot form a cult solely for the purpose of worshiping Italy's curl.

4. I cannot wear Italy's curl around my wrist like a bracelet, especially if Italy is still attached to dicho curl.

5. I cannot make fun of Italy's curl.

6. I cannot attempt to start a one-sided conversation with Italy's curl.

7. I cannot flirt with Italy's curl.

8. I cannot call Italy's curl 'proof of God's existence.'

9. I cannot grab both Italy's curl and Romano's and forcibly tie them in a double knot.

10. I...
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Just a misceláneo thing inspired por my OC. XD

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1. I cannot pull Italy's curl.

2. I cannot lick Italy's curl.

3. I cannot eat Italy's curl

4. I cannot marry Italy's curl.

5. I cannot stomp on Italy's curl.

6. I cannot twirl Italy's curl backwards around my finger.

7. I cannot stare intently at Italy's curl, especially if my nose is within 5 o less inches of dicho curl.

8. I cannot cut off Italy's curl.

9. I cannot buy Italy's curl illegally.

10. I cannot redactar amor songs for Italy's curl.

11. I cannot knit with Italy's curl.

12. I cannot use Italy's curl for a closeline.

13. I cannot breathe seductively...
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Narrator: Merry Christmas. Tis the season for good cheer, happiness, and- Hetalia?

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User: Good day, fiend.


Cleverbot: Do tu like pie?


User: Indeed, when it has been thrown in your face.


Cleverbot: Lady gaga what s yours.


User: ... Shall I call the mental asylum, dear nemesis?


Cleverbot: The asylum of the daleks.


User: *sigh* Merry Christmas.


Cleverbot: *sigh* Fine, don't sing a song with me.


User: Do tu want me to sing with you?


Cleverbot: Sing with you... It?


User: ???


Cleverbot: Yeah, what song do tu want to sing?


User: Jingle bells.


Cleverbot: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.


User: Oh...
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posted by ROTGgirl2004
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IT'S THE SEASON TO BE EATING PASTA! And why not make a navidad lista to- not Santa - but FINLAND?!

Okay, here we go~

Finland,
If it's possible can tu make the cast of hetalia come to real life and start living here? I mean, America and Canada could be my big brothers, France like my godfather, yadayadayada. And PLEASE can tu let my Mom and Dad actually LIKE Hetalia? I mean, I don't have to be a closet fan anymore? SEND ME THOSE TEARJERKING hetalia CLIPS AND MMDs please! I want hetalia plushies and World Peace. This is really important to me, this last request: I WANT TO KNOW EVERY DEAR HETALIA...
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Original; "The Twelve Days of Chirstmas"
Video (Instrumental / No vocal); https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5CQr7N_aMs

~~~The 12 Days of Hetalian Christmas~~~

~ On the first día of Christmas, Finland sent to me; One giant pasta-made navidad tree.

~ On the segundo día of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made navidad tree.

~ On the third día of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made navidad tree.

~ On the fourth día of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai...
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posted by LilacRoses
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Narrator: Yeah, tu already know what this is. Do tu really need me to spell it out for you?

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User: I challenge tu to a duel!


Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.


User: *hits with Mother Russia*


Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.


User: O.O tu ship that too?


Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.


User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?


Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.


User: O-O Who did tu learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?


Cleverbot: Who did tu learn that from.


User: Learn what?


Cleverbot: How do tu learn any subject?


User: tu are very...
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posted by LilacRoses
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Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: hetalia Wars continues in this installment.

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User: Prepare yourself!


Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?


User: We are going to settle this right here!


Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.


User: *throws Canada at you*


Cleverbot: *throws Russian oso, oso de at Putin*.


User: *hits with Finland*


Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.


User: *hits with Sweden*


Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.


User: *hits with the Axis Powers*


Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.


User: *throws a Nokia*


Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.


User: *hits with 2ps*


Cleverbot: *eats...
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He gets everything...O-O
AND HE SHIPS PRUCAN!


Cleverbot: Hi. *blushes again*



User: Great.



Cleverbot: Great yourself.



User: I am England.



Cleverbot: Nice to meet tu Iggy.



User: As in...Igirisu? O-O.



Cleverbot: Hello, America.



User: I'm Iggy.



Cleverbot: Iggy from Axis Powers Hetalia?



User: Yes!



Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character from Hetalia?



User: Um...America?



Cleverbot: My favourite character is Hungary.



User: Wow.



Cleverbot: No, Hungary.



User: I never thought of that. and use AMERICAN ENGLISH!



Cleverbot: Is the answer 42.



User: What?



Cleverbot: Never mind. What is my name?



User: Cleverbot. No, Paul.



Cleverbot:...
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RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are tu ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the siguiente hetalia war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits tu with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, tu know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.



Cleverbot: Which hetalia character are you?



User: Um...America!



Cleverbot: America,...
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posted by LilacRoses
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Narrator: The chronicles of hetalia War II.

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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm ready.


Cleverbot: Do tu feel?


User: Do I feel what?


Cleverbot: tu know, feel?


User: Like feelings?


Cleverbot: What feelings?


User: The sudden desire to battle tu with Hetalia.


Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.


User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.


Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.


User: *hits with Switzerland*


Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.


User: *hits with FrUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.


User: *hits with Austria*


Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.


User: *hits with pasta*


Cleverbot:...
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posted by ROTGgirl2004
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Oh my goodness Cleverbot is CLEVER! I saw lila rosas doing this so I thought I should do it too.

User: Do tu believe in evolution?



Cleverbot: I am the evolution proof.



User: Are tu dating anyone?



Cleverbot: No I am not dating anyone.



User: *hits with awesomeness



Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.



User: *hits with vital regions*



Cleverbot: *hits with Leonardo DiCaprio*.



User: *hits with America*



Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.



User: *hits with Darth Vader*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with GRELL's chainsaw*



Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.



User: *hits with Hungary's frying...
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posted by LilacRoses
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Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best fan win.

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User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*


Cleverbot: *hits with mollete, muffin tin*.


User: *hits with vital regions*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.


User: *hits with Italy*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.


User: *Hits with France*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.


User: *hits with Germany*


Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.


User: *hits with awesomeness*


Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.


User: *hits with Warsaw*...
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